Katrina Devine

Scotland, sarcasm, satire, soup, cake, deep soulful house, Southport Weekender, dark interiors and knitting

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

@fesshole Immaculate! 👌

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

@wyness_james @johnkane1234567 I was just about to say exactly the same

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

@Ottojizzmark Fop

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My partner's mum died 4 days before Christmas this year. Since then, I have been pulling white feathers out of the duvet to put around the house. She told me that she was really comforted by them appearing round the house and now I cannot stop

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

😳😂

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Swear to fuck I thought this was Maggie Thatcher

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

There’s no point giving us hot dry sunshine in Ireland. We spend the whole time worrying about wether we are enjoying it enough, or enjoying it in the right way. We thrive on the certainty of sideways rain

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Wow. Just... wow. @RepKatiePorter is so unbelievably good at this.

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

@MirandaKeeling Follow @Lenniesaurus

[Matthew Turner @MjTurner_]

Once left my Facebook logged in at the uni library & someone added around 100 people called Matthew Turner. Couldn’t face deleting people with my own name & I’ve seen their lives unfold in parallel to mine over 8 years. One just walked again after being in a coma and I could cry

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

For everyone working out their tax right now, just send the government a big box of cheese singles, a pack of frubes and a note explaining that works out as three grand.

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

Answers on a postcard

[Muriel Gray @ArtyBagger]

Found this weird object in the wardrobe while replacing moth paper. Cannot for the life of me work out what’s it’s for or what it does.

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

JFDI

[L @liammstuartt]

monday motivation

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

👍🏼

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

Can any Rangers fans tell me how many points ahead of Celtic Rangers are today? Just the number. Thanks.

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

@DJHectorRomero Fantastic show! Thank you!

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

Intellectual Property Office : Stop the trademark registration of Black Lives Matter & I Cant breathe - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/FnfS3SY8Le via @UKChange

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

“It’s erasing history”?? You don’t need to worry, slavery fans - the murders, the abuse, the torture all happened. No one can take that away from you. Some people don’t want to celebrate it, that’s all.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I can’t believe I am watching this in 2020. Let alone this week of all weeks.

[Katrina Devine @DevineKatrina]

'Mon the Brox!!

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

In honour of the passing of Derek Acorah can we now officially make his name rhyming slang for chicken pakora?