The Con Chronicles

Founder of The Con Chronicles. A satirical site that hits home with all the latest videos and wild blogs. Laugh and learn while realizing we’re all screwed.

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@ProFootballTalk Call me crazy but I can’t picture Garrett ever playing for The Rams. I feel like something is gonna happen.

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The hero my fantasy baseball team needed. Mr Pete Crow Armstrong! @PCA4FC #MLB #Cubs #fantasybaseball #yahoofantasy

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@CuriosityonX Our leaders and the news do a real bang up job preventing that lol

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@Tiger_Detective @Rainmaker1973 It’s like the Seinfeld episode. Cute girl with some big masculine hands

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@baseball_cards When did everyone in the baseball cards community get together and decide they’re going to use blue masking tape to ship cards? Is there a conspiracy afoot with Big Adhesive?! #Baseballcards #conspiracytheory #tape

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@GigglingGanon You two should get married. You’re both awful. Guy is worse though. He has intentions and can make the situation seem however he wants. He’s also going to refrain knowing it’s his recording. A lose lose for everyone else

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@fullmetalrn @gregp_j You can’t throw for months after TJ. You are literally paid millions to strengthen your core and legs to alleviate the pressure to your arm. He should be in the best shape of his life. I guarantee you he’s throwing 3-4mph slower this year. That’s a bad bad sign.

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@npsaich @PuckReportNHL I hear his comp is Porter Martone 😭😭😭 only 5 years older 😭😭😭😭 Barry what have you done

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@LAioria56469 @chargers Is that from Chronicle?

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@chargers Not sure why we traded down in the 3rd with Pregnon on the board still but hey at least we got two 6th round guards

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@chargers I believe the 6th round lineman we drafted last year was cut before OTAs. He may have gone a day or two. At least we got 2 this time

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@HerbToAllen @chargers Haha I was thinking the same thing

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@chargers ESPN had this dude ranked 127th. We probably could have got Pregnon and him

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@chargers I’ll give you a chance. Get the guys prime on a rookie deal and let him walk. But tell me when are we gonna spend money on free agents?

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@brooksbratten @PredsNHL Barry thank you for your short time as GM. Porter Martone looks like a budding superstar. I’m so happy the Preds got him at pick 5 preventing the Flyers from getting him at pick 6. It was a savvy move. Also love all the moves you made. What a couple of seasons.

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@The_Hawaiian4 @Variety Correct me if I’m wrong but after Disney bought Fox the last “right leaning” station got rounded up. It’s already there. Take the power back

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@Variety Nothing makes me happier than seeing actors lose their power. They care cuz of money & power. U killed the movie industry with your masks & lockdowns. You got what you deserved. You’re modern court jesters. Also love how they throw diversity into everything. What does that mean?

[The Con Chronicles @DevitoTimmy1]

@MattEhalt Weathers hasn’t been hit this hard since Ivan Drago. #Yankees #Angels Ohh and the stadium service is subpar.

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@TheChargersWire Why does it look like he’s running with one leg lmao. Is the other one elevated or is it a trick of the camera?

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@jasrifootball @DMRussini @alec_lewis Probably the best two weeks the front office had during his tenure.