Dev✺n

life's tricky baby, stay in your magic..

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

@TaylorHoofman YOUR HAIR IN THIS PROFILE PIC HAS ME 🔥

[domobami ✧ @domobami]

no one:
aquarius: everyone is stupid except me

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

I am worthy simply because I exist

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

@BartoliDominic You’re doing something wrong, I go from my coffee to my slush to my beer everyday for years. Yes I’m a piece of shit who doesn’t drink water but a slush has never done me wrong other than spilling in my car...

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

@BartoliDominic @CrystalLight_ Booty all day

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

I honestly think my cats smell really nice. So soft and clean. It’s like the smell when you open the windows after the long winter

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

he don’t need to do the math to know ima problem.

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

I would like to follow up with another thought:

I am not hard core enough to live in Australia.

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

I’ve seen 2 of the biggest spiders I’ve ever seen indoors over the last few days and now I’m laying in bed unable to sleep thinking every teenie missed hair on my legs are spiders when I move under the blanket.

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

Can I call in because I stayed up too late playing animal crossing?

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

hear me out
mixing these two would have to be good, right?

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

Mike:
“What does WAP stand for?”
“Women are powerful?”

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

If you don’t feel fine as hell in a pair of Mucks you’re doing it wrong

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

@AudraElizabethh We used to use ours so much when we had one! From kicking exercise balls at each other to hooking up a hose to it. HIGHLY RECOMMEND and SUPPORT

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

I’m like a mean supportive friend

[Dev✺n @DevonDisch]

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