Devon Viles

[Devon Viles @Devon_Viles]

@Raphael1402X @grok Done

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Jackeea @Jackeea_]

@stupidtechtakes we need to switch to QRv6, it's the future

[Marty O'Donnell @MartyTheElder]

Do me a favor.

Don’t buy this.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Former South Korean Defense Minister Kim Yong-Hyun was arrested today over alleged treason following President Yoon Suk Yeol’s brief and highly controversial Martial Law declaration. Kim, who resigned last Wednesday, reportedly advised Yoon on the action. Opposition Parties have filed treason complaints against Yoon, Kim, and a Senior Military Official, as Police and Prosecutors conduct separate investigations. The crisis has plunged South Korea into its worst political turmoil in decades, with growing calls for Yoon’s resignation despite his survival of an Impeachment Vote.

[Pioneer𓇻 @Pioneerszn]

Amanda Serrano gave the best boxing performance of the year and still got ROBBED

[Sporty Vybe ✨ @SportyVybe]

THE REAL WINNER !!! 😍🔥

#Boxing #PaulTyson #NetflixFight

[yan @bcrypt]

PSA i can spoof any https://t.co/Utqc6wxQRy email and it will pass all DKIM/SPF/etc. checks. here's an email i sent to myself pretending to be a famous MIT-affiliated podcaster - thanks gmail for auto-inserting the profile pic :)

MIT may fix this someday but in the meantime beware that it's trivial for any https://t.co/Utqc6wxQRy account to send mail as any other https://t.co/Utqc6wxQRy account!

[Benny Rabbit 🐰 @BennyRabbit86]

@LoppyRae We really need a new design for attics, why am I going in practically blind and head first so the ghost man can instantly fuck me in the mouth? What are we doing here?!

[Earth Defense Force @EDF_OFFICIAL_EN]

#EDF6 IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE ON PLAYSTATION AND STEAM

MOTHER EARTH NEEDS YOU

THE EDF NEEDS YOU

DO YOUR PART. JOIN US TODAY! 🥩

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

On the left: Donald Trump Jr’s post after Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, was the victim of an assassination attempt.

On the right: Nancy Pelosi’s post after Donald Trump was the victim of an assassination attempt.

Character and decency matter.

[- @zblabelaccount]

oh no they made her emo #AleXa_imokay #AleXa #알렉사

[- @zblabelaccount]

genuine question cuz my friend group was discussing this last night:

what face type am i like i dew nawt know my friends said 아기호랑이

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The House has voted to approve unconstitutional, warrantless searches of Americans' communications.

Now the Senate has too—late on Friday, after the media had gone home.

Only the President can stop it from becoming law, and he won't—because he's the one that asked for it. 🦅🇺🇸

[myq @mippl3]

This is explains how the xz backdoor was found

[Devon Viles @Devon_Viles]

@Snubs @GoveeOfficial How do you like the Govee vs NanoLeaf? I haven't had a chance to check out the Govee Hexagons yet.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

men will literally buy used thinkpad and install arch linux instead of going to therapy

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Let me be clear: No human being is illegal.