Devout Marauder

Conservative Catholic. Perfume obsessed. Lover of 2000s emo bands. I used to make cakes. Legal Darling of @brotheresa_

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Guess I gotta update this now that I got another ring 👰💍🤵

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Everyone: Catholic Twitter is a dating site!! 😃😃😃

Me: cAtHoLiC tWiTtEr iS a daTippppppffftttttt whatever 🙄

Also me:

@TheChefKyle

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Prayers up, please – my poppops funeral Mass starts in 10 minutes

[Lawrence of Appalachia @mythanthrope]

As the takes flew yesterday--people trying to claim the pope, throw him away, cheer and jeer--the most remarkable thing to me was how stupendously the world flurries and crashes around the rock of the Catholic Church.

[Saint Michael Protect Us @saintmichael291]

@Catholicizm1 my only hope is this...Leo XIII gave us the Saint Michael Prayer. Leo XIII heard Jesus tell Satan he had 100 years to destroy the church. Today on this day is the feast of the Apparition of Saint Michael, and this pope takes the name Leo XIV...chew on that for a bit

[Michael J. Matt @Michael_J_Matt]

We should be very encouraged by Pope Leo XIV's choice of name. We can hope and pray that the many great and holy Pope Leos of the past will guide him as he begins his pontificate.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

it’s Him

[Rory Cooper @rorycooper]

Finally Rome will have good pizza

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Habemus Papam! We have a Pope!

The Cardinals gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost as the 267th Pope, who took the name Pope Leo XIV.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

White smoke! The 133 Cardinal electors gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected the new Pope. He will appear soon at the central window of St. Peter’s Basilica.

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Artie

[Eccles @BruvverEccles]

I must say, this video of a chimney doing nothing at all is one of the most interesting @bbc programmes I've seen for a long time.

[Vatican News @vaticannews_it]

21:01 #fumata nera
#conclave
#VaticanNewsIT

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Please pray for my grandfather’s soul - he passed over the weekend. Also for my grandmother, aunt, and mother during this time 💕

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

@BroTheresa_ I accept the assignment

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

@silversarahj @BroTheresa_ The crust has jalapeños in it! Found it at Aldi’s!

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

@ThatRosaryGirl I unfollowed him after he advocated for hitting children, for “discipline,” while also saying it’s fine to do so to children who are too young to understand what discipline is.

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

@wifegirlfrnd Yes - Pixie! I have their cups but they sell pads too. They’re a small Christian family owned business. Here’s their website (they’re also on Amazon)
https://t.co/kLZOZzHo9t

[Devout Marauder @DevoutMarauder]

Got the kitties a wheel 💕