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Grown so much facial hair my pfp could be considered catfishing.

My mind only consists of the Hotline Miami soundtrack playing on loop

[Average social media scroller @Devv4179]

Just got jumpscared by my phone.

(If you like this X please like and reX it my fellow X's)

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This is actually very realistic, since you can see that the cops show up late and do fuck all to help

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

broken country

https://t.co/MzxjegYl4H

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If you're on Apple TV looking for a spy-related movie/show to watch, PLEASE WATCH THIS INSTEAD

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GHOSTED’ is the most watched film on Apple TV+ of all time.

(Source: Deadline)

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Didn't happen, but I did get a guy yell "could've saved myself $14 and three hours of my life" at a girl who was giving her interpretation of the movie to her friends. This is what movie theaters are meant for

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Seated for Beau is Afraid. Really hoping I have one those "DON'T YOU FUCKING CLAP" guys at this screening who I can make a viral tweet off of

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Seated for Beau is Afraid. Really hoping I have one those "DON'T YOU FUCKING CLAP" guys at this screening who I can make a viral tweet off of

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Celebrating my Jack Bauer year in my new apartment the only way I know how

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"Should I watch the Mario movie, DnD movie, or Air Jordan movie today?" is the toughest 21st century problem we are facing at the moment

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John wick in IMAX tonight. Here I am as the man himself this past Halloween to celebrate

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Happy Trump arrest day. I live in the rural south so I have nobody to celebrate with, but shoutout to those who do

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I should not have opened Twitter, I was doing so well at work this evening :(

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This is the craziest picture I've ever seen

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It's giving Oldbag

[Suzi Hunter @TheSphereHunter]

I don't think any of you guys are ready for remake Salazar. 😱

Footage provided by Capcom. 😊

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I know this is old but I can't stop thinking about it

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She skina on my marink til I'm in this house?!?

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If one more person calls me "daddy" while I'm mastering their escape room game, I'm gonna interrupt their game and kiss them on the mouth. I'm not playing around anymore

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Thinking about my old job where I would tell my boss (and owner of the place) to fire me after every minor inconvenience that I had to deal with for like 2 years. That's crazy behavior looking back on it

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@jordanpostal Me too!!!!!

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Blasting Strokes radio in an empty escape room lobby because that's what I'm paid to do. Hit the like button for a free game

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@jamaican116 Don't worry, everyday's the 14th. You have time

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To you all 💌