Esoteric Derek

Maker, Teacher, Writer, Chef, Rockets Fan, Gamer, and Texan.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

So later today I’ll be a guest on the Wood Workers Guild of America (@wwgoa) livestream at 4PM. Super out of my depth but excited to join!

Here’s the link:
https://t.co/ZNULrzYQRr

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@RedNinetyFour You doing okay, man? Seems like you're feeling pretty dismal about the team today.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@ClaireMPLS Box breathing is a really low bar to entry and has the same physiological effects.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@teroyaeason I spoke with him at a Timberwolves game when he was injured and he was so kind. I’ve been a Rocket’s fan my whole life, but there are a few players who I will love no matter where they go. Your son is one of them.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@DejounteMurray I used to coach AAU and my best player has been locked up for 12 years. Made a mistake when he was 17 and now he lives in a cage. That money would make a huge difference in his life. I give him 25 dollars a week, but it’s honestly all I can afford.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@VernonMaxwell11 Chuck Hayes!

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@teroyaeason I’m a Rockets’ fan in Minnesota—going to be in the building. They better bring it or I’ll never hear the end of it from these midwesterners. I’m trying to go to work on Friday talking shit.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@RedNinetyFour Could be that it’s the first night of a back to back.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@HPbasketball Chuck Hayes

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@BiasedHouston Eldridge Recasner? Scott Padgett?

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

Team!

My Donor’s Choose is being matched today which means it’s less than 200 dollars to complete! Help if you can.

https://t.co/jJzcw2GnKK

@_foureyes @jkatzmoses @NickOfferman3 @FrankHowarth @StumpyNubs

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@JimmyDiResta Thank you so much, Jimmy. You’re so consistently generous. I really appreciate it.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@JimmyDiResta @WoodWhisperer @FrankHowarth @_foureyes @Nick_Offerman @StumpyNubs @PaskMakes
My high school got its budget frozen by the district, so I’m crowdfunding for our shop again. Any chance you guys push our @DonorsChoose out to your followers?
https://t.co/EQu11kVKoU

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@ForedomElectric So I run a public high school makerspace, and we are crowdfunding to upgrade our power carving set up with some of your stuff. Any chance you boost our signal?

https://t.co/GZmi4uHE3P

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

High school budget is frozen, so here I am, once again asking for your assistance:

https://t.co/GZmi4uHE3P

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@teroyaeason Man I am a fan of him as a basketball player and you as a mom. I am hoping for nothing but the best for you and your son.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@untilnextstop @CallMeMoprah @JustinAion This is what I came here to say. Don’t forget you can ask it to revise lessons for different grade levels or abilities or backgrounds.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

My Rockets only come to MPLS twice a year. Sucked to see @TAR13ASON in plain clothes on the bench, but I yelled out that he was my favorite at the end of the game, and he acknowledged me. @teroyaeason raised him right. Love y’all both. Can’t wait to get my 17 jersey. Go Rox.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@JTGatlin Sengun
Bari
Cam
Tari
Green
Amen

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@RedNinetyFour That might count as “roasting” House. :P

Your point about Jalen is absolutely correct. This was exactly what’s needed from him. That stat about 6-2 when he’s the leading scorer is misleading; he can be the leading scorer as a chucker or in the flow. Huge difference.

[Esoteric Derek @Dewuk]

@teroyaeason A while better not be too long. You've become the backbone of Rocket's Twitter.