The Old Knickerbocker

Aging former political hack. Available for parties.

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

UK Police slam a White boy onto the ground, choke him & tell him to stop being a bitch after HE was just attacked.

Poor kid was hysterical & just kept asking what he had done wrong.

There is something very wrong with the UK & their Police force.

White Kids are not safe from foreign criminals or Police. When they are harmed the Police just traumatise them further.

Police are supposed to serve & Protect the community not terrorise them.

[Jay Fivekiller @JayFivekiller]

Federal courts periodically invalidate elections based on evidence of fraud. Going to be a rough scene for California Dems when they have to rerun their elections according to a federal consent decree worked out with the Trump DoJ.

[David Poulden Esq @DavidPoulden]

True story...

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

When statistically impossible things happen, we should not be expected as a society to accept them. Evidence of fraud isn’t limited to video surveillance. Statistical impossibilities are hard evidence of fraud.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Every one of Austin's black teammates and his coach, who is also black, testified against Karmelo

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

Illustration of King George VI from the Tatler magazine (Coronation number)

- Fortunino Matania (1937)

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The people who found outrageous Nazi symbolism in “Ok” hand signs can’t find it in a Nazi death squad chest tattoo

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Imagine the Americans who were turned down for jobs because of H-1B visa holders with fake degrees. And stuck paying off an actual college degree they can’t afford now.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The California Democrat cheating machine will never let Spencer Pratt advance in the LA mayor race.

However, this is finally going to wake up millions of Americans across this nation to see just how rigged the California elections are for Democrats.

[Golden Boy 👑🗡️ @_DNA_GoldenBoy]

Hiii 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Degree in applied statistics here. This is not funny. Elections only do this when they have been molested.

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Guys, please stop thinking that the people who stole 100 Million Dollars from the Fire Aid benefit, is accused money laundering 300 BILLON DOLLARS of tax payer money and has "spent" billions of dollars on 3 feet of a high speed train system could possible rig an election.

[The Old Knickerbocker @Dexpectations12]

@Zeev81309559 Yet another sinister Zionist conspiracy.

[The Old Knickerbocker @Dexpectations12]

@10zJohnson After a while you get tired of being ripped off by the government.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

So for two nights in a row, Raman an obscure and largely unknown candidate has received more mail in votes than the leader Karen Bass?

Yeah that's not real.

They're only doing this so she can pass Pratt.

100% fake.

[Dr. Clayton Forrester @DrClaytonForre1]

Trump hired a bunch of chuds to restore the Reflecting Pool, which they did on time and on budget. Liberals are absolutely furious because they don't want voters to see that you can just fix things.

[Skscartoon @skscartoon]

Received a message that my recent cartoon about the Henry Nowak case has been banned on X for EU nations for “hate speech.”
@elonmusk How do I appeal this? This appears to be a clear abuse of the policy by the European left.

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

We didn’t vote ourselves into this. We explicitly voted against it. It was forced upon us.

[PhillyGodfather ® Sports Bettor @phillygodfather]

Hey, Chicago, how do you feel about your sleazy democratic politicians spending 2.5 billion on illegal immigrants instead of trying to keep the Bears in Chicago?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

JD Vance speaks for far more British people than Keir Starmer does.