BoozeBattlecruiser

Recovering former ONC/Neocon

[Duck Enlightenment @_jokeocracy]

you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the cringe lolcow. many such cases

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@nonregemesse All you would need is a pike square or Wagenburg, the latter even without gunpowder weapons would still be effective

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@hellspatisserie “Mr Schwimmer, that wasn’t the line”

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@ShitpostRock

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@yorksoriginal Happy birthday!

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@DaOfficialVigil And it worked. Michael bay missed his calling not doing recruitment ads

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@ukipperlad Underrated, good man

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@DAKKADAKKA1 They’re doing this to me tomorrow

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@WiggerMaggot Always a retarded take, always from the third world

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Pit bull owners after some blockhead beast mauls 5 children: "Any dog can bite you. It's about the owner, not the breed."

Average golden retriever story:

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

People be like "it's not even cool, it's only from the 19th century"

Guess what? I LOVE THE 19TH CENTURY

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@TimothyEveland Number 10, flat-faced bascinets are underrated

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@ShitpostRock We are so back

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@ShitpostRock Probably because there’s a non-zero chance someone hopped up on skooma will soul trap you and deny you the afterlife you wanted forever

[BoozeBattlecruiser @SnoozeCroozer]

@OurHiltsHurt Every time I see that picture of alicent, her eyes get further apart

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@ShitpostRock Don’t they literally feed convicts this as a punishment?

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@AngloChud08 “Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the working class that’s wrong”

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@Gangmer2 @The__Unyielding “Every Life has its Half”

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@WiggerMaggot A lot of missed potential, especially with the cut forerunner reveal in halo 2 that, if used in the final product of halo 3 instead would have prevented 343’s 7’2 billionaire gay vampire forerunners from happening
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