Dexter Doodle

Award winnign serial entrepreneur. Investor in MANY top enterprises. 2x MBA (MBA and EMBA). Thinker. Philosopher. Grandfaher. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

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@IngrahamAngle @ABC A nephew of mine who will NOT BE NAMED had a SIGNIFICANT cocaine problem. We threw him on the street and said "SEE YA LATER LOSER!!".

Very glad indeed to see this bust.

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@NASA The crust of the moon is like the crust of a pizza. You think you have seen it all and then suddenly BANG. The CRUST.

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@WSJ A very SWEET and CARING gesture. Sometimes businesses do the RIGHT THING even when there's no money to be gained.

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Believe it or not, my cousin Adelaide taught Brett Favre piano back when he was a young boy. Apparently he wasn't much good! Stick to football you poser!!

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@BernieSanders Let me make a prediction. You will lose anyway. Just a guess.

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@WhiteHouse @IvankaTrump @SiemensUSA You mean MILLENNIALS?! Good luck with the COWARDS!

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@TwitterMoments @netflix I didn't. Would NEVER watch Jenny Anniston after her horribly offensive performance in FRIENDS.

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@MSNBC @maddow Everyone accuses Russia of cyberbullying. Who cares even if they did? In the grand scene of things, cyberbullying is NOT a big deal for the President of the United States.

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@CNN Smoking must be done CORRECTLY in order to be safe. Time to EDUCATE THE KIDS.

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@WSJ Too many have perished at the hands of CBD. Pot is corrupting the youths.

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@PillgrimRed @CNN While I may be intelligent, I am not an expert. I would recommend a trained pilot.

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@BKPragmat @washingtonpost Sometimes more than Forty dollars

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@CNN Needles should only be reused IF EVERYONE WHO PREVIOUSLY USED THEM IS AIDS FREE. It’s amazing that some medical professional STILL don’t know this.

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@WSJ Trade without dollars is called BARTER. Back to the days of the caveman - oh great!

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@Connor3FE @CNN He was injured, but article doesn't say he became a vegetable

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@gudde111 @WSJ No word for "breasts?"