Desirée

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

THIS IS CRAZY!!!! @twitter has shut down the Unplanned movie’s account!?! REINSTATE THE @UnplannedMovie ACCOUNT!!!! @Twitter @premiumbusiness #unplannedmovie #unplanned

[Tim Hawkins @timhawkinscomic]

Sharing some Christmas joy. Now can I get an oxygen tank Santa?
#12TimsOfChristmas

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

@yazminenlynch 🤣😂🤣🤣

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

If there is one thing that is super cringy, it’s people who try to sing “happy birthday” pretty.
COME ON. We all know it’s more like a chant & we all want it to be over as soon as possible anyway, so pleeeeease stahhhhhhp. Radio hosts are tryin to riff it & oh my JUST NO🤦🏻‍♀️

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

FOR SUUUUUURE ready for the #humanbeingtour !!!!!!! @johnbcrist

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Mississippi - Together, we are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

@SalemClassical @DougAdamsMusic Neeeeeeeeeed

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

Like, you would just melt chocolate chips, put them in cupcake paper, put peanut butter in the middle(as much as you wanted) & then more melted chocolate chips on the top, put them in the freezer & 15 minutes later be like “WAH LAH!! They’d like to have me at the Wonka Factory!!”

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

Do you remember discovering as a kid that you could make your VERY OWN homemade peanut butter cups & how much of a genius you were?

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

Just went over to my parents’ house and my dad was fixing his night snack specialty, bun toast. He was distraught though because he ran out & had to use bread slices. “They’re just not as good.”

#bless

[Cocoa Butter @cocoabutterbf]

🗣 YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

CAN I NOW SCREAM AT EVERYONE TO ASK WHAT ON EARTH THAT WAS?!?! BECAUSE STARLORD IS THE DEVIL, DR STRANGE BROKE MY TRUST, GAMORA WAS AN ANGEL, LOKI WAS A HERO AND WHY HAS THIS MESSED ME UP AND WHY AM I STILL YELLING

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

About to watch Infinity War for the 1ST time. Biting my nails. Let’s go.

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

IM AN AUNT & THE NEPHEW IS HERE (..well in Austin) AND I NEVER KNEW HOW COOL AND AMAZING THAT WOULD FEEL!!!!! AAAAAHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Constantly trying not to cry

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Every Nashville Bachelorette Party

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

Back because I need to share these pics of Harry w/ piggieeeeees & lambs because they’re too beautiful to keep to myself about
#cutenessoverload #gucci

[🤍beetlejess🖤 @JALipscomb]

ok since you asked
all i really want from my life is a legitimate reason to pin photos and newspaper articles up on my wall and connect them with long red strings of yarn

[Desirée @Dezzirayray]

Can the weather be like this when I don't have work??? 😩😫

[Owl City @owlcity]

Nevermind walgreens actually does sell bubble mailer envelopes

[Owl City @owlcity]

Called walgreens to ask if they sold bubble mailer envelopes and owl city was the hold music which was ironic because owl city is me but anyways walgreens doesn't sell bubble mailer envelopes fyi