Dez-o-Lantern

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Not soon enough D8

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO He's just as good as a puppy!

...Though I kinda want a puppy now too.

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO ...That is true.
But cobwebs of pizza?
I don't want to eat something that came out of a spider's ass.

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO BUT OUR FRIEND D8

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO ..Yeah basically. I saw pictures of raccoons wrapped in baby blankets being bottle fed. I needed one in my life then.
He's a good boy!

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO THEN SHE'LL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO DON'T TEMPT ME MARIA.
Earlier today i saw a picture of possums in sweaters sleeping in a laundry basket.

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO dear god. you're going to kill her for sure.

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Omg I was completely kidding.
It would eat me. And Rocket.

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO ..what dare i ask did you use as cobwebs?

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAS

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Did you see fucking Russia thinks his party will be better than ours?
Who cares if he has more people, we're having more fun >D

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Oh shit, that makes sense. Will be great.

Are you going to put pineapple on the pizza? She'll probably have a heart attack

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Sounds fucking perfect.

Now what is the deal with the plastic toys and rope?

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO We already know where to get a firepit
What's the next step

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO THEN WHAT

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO DETAILS WOMAN

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO XP I'll go if you buy the popcorn. I'll handle the tickets

[Dez-o-Lantern @Dezzomatic]

@STMARIABRO Something tells me you REALLY don't want to go by yourself.