St’Moanea

Alcohol is the answer and question, but I guess coffee is an ok sub.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"So sorry" - Actually sorry

"Sorry about that" - Not really sorry

"Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all

"Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me

[Costa Coffee @CostaCoffee]

Ready for some chocolate bliss? (There's only one correct answer.)

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

Ok but if a cloning machine ever happens, then maybe need to go marry my clone. 😏👌🏼

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

At what point of pregnancy do you have to stop scaring someone?? Because Maddie is preggers af and I have plans, ok. 👌🏼

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

Carving pumpkins: LIFE

[@renoodle.bsky.social @RenaeIRL]

Here are our finished pumpkins this year! Thank you again for the great carving stream! 🎃

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

SOON 🦇🦇🎃🎃🦇🎃🦇🎃

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic He's almost a great as a puppy, yeah. 😘

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic You act like I haven't done questionable acts of love in our long term, exceptional friendship.

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

Let me tell you how insane my brother is: you dare him to cut off his hand, he would. No joke. SO. DON'T. 😠😠😠

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic THEN I WIN HALLOWEEN. How is this not the best situation?? 😍

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic I am temptation in all the sexy beauty in the world LMAO Legit surprised you haven't got one yet since pretty sure that's how Rocket happend

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic IT'S OUT OF LOVE 😂

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic Rocket needs more friends tbh. You need to go get an army of raccoons already

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic Nah. No what instead of. REAL COBWEBS, BITCHES. I'm not gonna be shown up by anyone with my creepy ass food.

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic LIKE, WHERE WOULD I GET ONE?? Serious, point me in the right direction and I will.

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic My cobweb spider surprise was a hit so maybe that?? 😘

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic It's for decoration really. Rope to hang a few skeletons, you know. The real deal is the spookfest on Felicia. 👌🏼🦇

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

@Dezzomatic We build the house. Legit it, but then we stock it full of my creative pizzas - which are fab - and invite our Italian friend. You get me? 😏

[St’Moanea @STMARIABRO]

I have legit ideas and the best rate. Trust, I know things. 🎃🎃🎃🎃