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[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

I want to feel like I can touch the clouds but my feet are cemented to the ground.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

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[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Not my dog leaving me bc I didn’t turn the massage setting back on the bed fast enough. GIRL. YOU COULD STILL BE IN A SHELTER (not rly tho shes so cute)

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

So hilarious when someone dogs on other people’s hobbies but when you point out that THEIR interests are boring to you, you’re being rude. Lmao.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

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[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

It’s been so long since I got on DBD I can’t even remember my perks

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Idk why the animators and studio went so fuckin HARD for JJK and its openings but I’m with it

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Someone asked me what my skincare routine is and that significantly made my day better

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

In other news. My dog keeps shocking herself because she rolls around the silky blankets and then immediately wants pets. No idea how to help with that.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

The only time I think to update this is when I’ve scrolled through all my other apps for too long OR I’m at the doctor’s office.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

I’m still laughing bc my work eval got submitted to corporate and literally had the words “needs to learn to relax and be less stressed at work”. As if I chose to live my life on the edge of imploding at the most minor inconvenience for funsies.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

@tHyhena This has my interest piqued…

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Why is this Middle Aged man talking full volume on speaker phone in the waiting room? Sir.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

So many questions. When will my insurance decide to approve my meds I’ve been taking for months? Will I feel too sick to eat, or as hungry as a feral raccoon since two of them have opposite affects? Why are the dang pills so bitter? I guess we’ll never know.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Not me crying at work because when I checked on my dog with the ring can she was howling and crying :((

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

I’ve got a few random @barkbox toys I’ve found in stores and I feel like they’re hit or miss for the tiny destroyer. They either last for a minute before being destroyed or are indestructible.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

Why do I book a doctors appointment at 10:30 if at 11:12 I’m still just waiting? I don’t get it.

[Des ♊ @DezzyDerp]

I feel like I’m having a shower thoughts moment that isn’t as deep as it seems because I’m so tired.

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Then I thought about how my go to, just-me meal is the Encore frozen chicken parm with plain noodles. Not good. Jordan asked me how I eat it. Since I’d consider us both “foodie” types. It do be strange.