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[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

@Boomer_OKCchamp Just because you watch both of them on your TV doesn’t mean they’re the same man, I hope you know this

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

@Boomer_OKCchamp Yes lol these are real humans who have trained their whole lives to do this

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

That was the entire commercial! stealing another person’s work and passing it off as your own! What’s the point of being alive anymore? What’s the point of any individual’s abilities or experiences? Just wait for one random person to do something and then pass it off as your own!

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

I just saw a copilot commercial where the only selling point was that you could steal another person‘s “beautiful“ work and pass it off as your own and you’re telling me I’m not supposed to shoot up every building in this entire country

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

come on is everyone in this country just the fucking piece of shit in the group project that doesn’t do a fucking thing and still expects the credit just because they’re “competitive”

[Nivek Crew Cut @KevMagnet]

He’s deadass talking about the lighting challenges he faced during construction like 13 minutes in I have to watch this thing

[David Gladow @davegladow]

The comments are full of “Hur, this is why he couldn’t win playoff games,” and they’ve 100% got that backwards. A man with this level of attention to detail, inventiveness, and determination is the reason Pittsburgh won as much as it did.

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

gen z is trying to cancel that guy!

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

gen z is trying to cancel this guy

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

gen z is trying to cancel this guy

[eder @ederr111]

@g00doldays Ngl i thought bcs the claws are shaped like uncircumsized dicks they meant foreskin cheese

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

I’m tired of hearing life insurance commercials, where the spokesperson says their dad survived a heart attack. Mf give me a spokesperson whose dad DIED and had a Baller ass life insurance policy. I want them with knuckle tats reading DADM ONEY

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

@_CelestialDeity Hell yeah my only nitpick is that the ribs show a split second too early

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

@NileHoops Gorgeous graphic

[bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Me: bro this better be indica , sativa always makes me feel like I’m Dion Dawkins prostituting himself in a dimly lit alley

Plug: don’t worry bro, this is strait kush

Me 17 mins later:

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

You’re the reason I’m not a nuclear engineer in the best way

[jay @jaydiarie]

dan gheesling’s BEEN a chud this whole time thats why im confused

[pablo @carsonpablowest]

@whydoyoupretend would be better if it didn't update so you knew when they tweeted it in the game

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

yeah it’s petrified giants everyone knows that lol

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

@onenastycamaro How’s she watching the Orioles if Pete Alonso is meeting you guys

[Squameous @Dfuxdeluxe]

you cannot say pap and forget the smear