Adam Dhaga-Alen

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

There will be no private DMs. People want transparency and accountability so we’re going do this right here in public. You can start by apologizing to all impacted and then reimburse them all of their expenses with extra flight credit/money for the trouble caused.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Just woke up to a UK under 16 social media ban, Amorim to AC Milan confirmed, Tunisia’s manager SACKED and an All Or Nothing Man United documentary announcement…

Was only asleep 5 hours 🤣

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Waited almost a month for a United game and Ugarte starts in the midfield...

[Adam Dhaga-Alen @DhagaAdam]

@FPL_TomHadley @FPL_TomHadley is ekitike a good captain? Torn between him and semenyo who has played a lot of minutes recently and pep loves a rotation

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Amorim Sacked
Maresca Sacked

Arne Slot right now:

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

Right. Can’t actually laugh too hard at Slot. They might sack him.

He needs to reign it in a bit.

[Emma @UTDEmma_]

Watching Mbeumo, Sesko and Cunha ball after having a bomb squad for 4 years x

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

His aura since joining Napoli… fucking hell
https://t.co/SDDtVZerVK

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

14-year-old talent JJ Gabriel has been told he will train with Ruben Amorim's first-team squad at times this season, per @sistoney67 😳

[‘ @vintageredss]

Disappointing to lose on the opening day like that, good to see Stoke City back in the league after all these years though I suppose

[Stephen @baloobian]

@cfootcameroun You are the Cameroonian Ross Harwood

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Should tell Chelsea to get fucked if they wanna lowball us. Give us our Mount money back or this knob rots in the reserves.

[Garnet @Dehemsleyy]

Signing Wirtz for £150m
Ekitike for £96m
Frimpong for £45m
Kekez for £50m
Memedasville for £42m

That's already £545m on just five players. Buying the league

[B. @InvertTheWing]

— €135 Million on Florian Wirtz.
— €90 Million on Hugo Ekitike.
— €100 on Darwin Nunez
— Most expensive goalkeeper Alisson (at the time).
— Most expensive centre back Van Dijk (at this time).
— Willing to break the British Transfer Record on Caicedo.
— Willing to break the British Transfer Record on Isak the same window they broke the British Transfer Record on Wirtz.

When do Liverpool start getting grouped with Manchester City and Chelsea in terms of spending by the media?

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Also, WAKE UP @ManUtd... FFS!

[Danny Corcoran @calcio_danny]

Kids are going to open textbooks in the future on World War 3 and Federico Gatti and Koopmeiners are going to be in the background of pictures

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

If they wanted to fill it they could have just invited the rest of the Chelsea squad

[h @htomufc]

I thought the Man Utd drip ran out…