Dhakola Jibril

[Dhakola Jibril @DhakolaJ]

@Gitz__ Aquawoman 😂😂

[Blanco🏆 @its_stann]

‘Waambie hujaolewa ndio Gabu atumanishe kuku ingine tupike aki’

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

You are allocating 95 shillings per term to Kenyan Kids as capitation, and you are talking of a Sovereign Wealth Fund?

[Ochi 2 Trim❄️ @staycuntyhunty]

Pulling the paper out of the envelope kiasi is peak mental illness lol

[سام @Morara__]

What a distasteful tweet

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

I prefer looking crazy in these situations because not in my country

You loudly tell them ‘get behind us’ if they ignore you, you ask the cashier why they’re serving people who were behind you first

Kunyamaza nayo hapana

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni

"Rafiki yangu usioe..."

Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

[Thuita🐦‍🔥 @It_is_Thuita]

Hii itabidi mnipige ndio nifanye I always feel off when women walk on the side of the road when I'm with them. Spatial awareness yao hukuwa in the pits, katagongwa tu na gari.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Body was found on Monday. But they needed to force through that public participation for the land grab in Imenti forest. The one she was abducted, tortured and killed for.

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Kumbe kulock in sio kujifungia kwa nyumba

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

Just seen someone on tiktok saying Ruto is our president & you’re worried about people shaking ass at the beach and honestly so real 😭

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Umesoma 10yrs for a goon to supervise you.

[Dhakola Jibril @DhakolaJ]

@mj_brouno Tukule baridi ama

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Fuck you IEBC. Mnasema hivi after we have been complaining the whole day? We are in IT as well. IEBC needs to give us a detailed report immediately.

Database rules are universal. The ACID principles are very clear (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability.) You don’t just “upgrade” systems handling voter data without proper planning, rollback strategies, and communication. Which specific part of the system is getting this upgrade? The database? The application layer? Search service? Frontend? Be specific.

Error messages should be concise and informative. The system should speak for itself. Kenyans are not Ugandans tbh we build platforms all the times. We need the exact HTTP error code , 503 Service Unavailable (server down for maintenance or overload), 500 Internal Server Error, 502 Bad Gateway, or 504 Gateway Timeout, not a vague “search results not found” page that misleads users and hides the real issue.

This is basic web standards and good engineering practice. With a by-election in less than 10 days, your lack of prior notice, poor error handling, and after-the-fact explanation is unacceptable. Give Kenyans a proper maintenance window notice next time, clear timelines, and a post-upgrade report on what was changed and how data integrity was maintained.

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

Ati there's a running club in Nairobi where chlamydia is doing rounds?
Kumbe si kukimbia tu mnakimbia huko?
Salaaaale

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING — World Cup:

This is the Most Corrupt World Cup in History.

FIFA has Just Robbed Egypt in Broad Daylight.

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Huezi date broke women lakini unataka tuelfu twao uwaundie cv 😭😭😭😭😭

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Justice for Egypt

[Shikoh_karanja @karanja_keziah]

The face of incompetence!!