Let me help: nobody on God’s earth goes to McDonald’s to lose weight, and they never will.
See you soon for a Big Mac & large fries - if you haven’t taken that off the menu for kale salad yet?
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us: opening this week
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you: so who's taking me to Winter Wonderland this year x
@Superdry_Care That's ridiculous as you should be honouring the price tag. I will be taking this further to the Advertising Standards Authority and Watchdog as you're sending out items with wrong pricing on them
Honest answers:
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“Been up to much?”
“I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again”
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“Did you have fun?”
“I tried”
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“How have you been?”
“Mostly bored and tired”
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“Work going okay?”
“No idea”
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“Are you sure?”
“Never”
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“Did you get my text?”
“Sure did”
@PrivilegeUK breaking data protection laws and not even admitting to their mistake #ridiculous how can you mix up two people with the same initials #poor