Derrick Holden

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@catterj12 😂

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@cleobug101 Hey there, my name is Not Anderson Cooper, much more active here: https://t.co/I57muiMciY and https://t.co/KzpNGi4kt4

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@cleobug101 Hey there, my name is Not Anderson Cooper, much more active here: https://t.co/I57muiMciY and https://t.co/KzpNGi4kt4

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

Today’s top story: delusion remains undefeated. 🎙️ #DadBodIndex #comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #dadbod #menshealth #selfgrowth

@AC360 @andersoncooper @CNN @cnnbrk

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@catterj12 @taylorswift13 @AC360 @andersoncooper @CNN @cnnbrk 🤣

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

BREAKING: Taylor Swift spotted outside Congress with a glitter budget plan and 12 backup dancers. 💃📊🇺🇸

#TaylorNomics #SwiftShutdown #NotAndersoncooper #SatireNews #SwiftStimulus #taylorswift @taylorswift13 @AC360 @andersoncooper @CNN @cnnbrk

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

When NFL Hall of Fame legend Andre Reed realized I’m not Anderson Cooper 😂🏈
#NotAndersonCooper #Comedy #AndreReed #BillsMafia #FunnyShorts

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

LeBron retired… straight into a Hennessy ad 💀

America’s morale? On the rocks. 🥃

#NotAndersonCooper #LeBronJames #BreakingNews #Satire #SportsNews #MediaMeltdown #LeBronRetirement #FakeNewsRealFeelings #hennesy

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@catterj12 lol

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

Breaking: Disney Land Now Pricier Than Rent

Disney tickets cost more than a small mortgage. 🏰💸

#comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #Disney #themeparks #tooexpensive

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

Coffee: America’s Antidepressant Approved by Doctors

Forget Prozac. Coffee is FDA-approved happiness. ☕

#comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #coffee #mentalhealth #mondaymood

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

Think news… if the news had ADHD and only lasted 25 seconds. Not Anderson Cooper tonight at 6pm PST 🍿

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@catterj12 @andersoncooper @AC360 @cnnbrk 😂

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

Sources confirm… something ridiculous is dropping tomorrow at 6pm PST.

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

BREAKING: @andersoncooper declined to comment on this look-alike situation.
Launching the evening of October 1st 2025
@cnn brace yourselves.

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

[@jason @Jason]

I own $trump 🫡

[Derrick Holden @Dholden09]

@binance How do I access my account and transfer funds to another exchange? DM me

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

David Sacks is the very best of America - a successful entrepreneur, a principled free speech absolutist and a brilliant technologist. He will make sure the US stays at the forefront of AI and Crypto - two of the most consequential technological movements in history.

Make America Great Again!

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

I want to thank @reidhoffman and @RobertKennedyJr for coming on @theallinpod this week. Reid deserves credit for walking into the lion's den after we dueled on X. We discussed political differences in a civil way, which is hard to do these days, and in keeping with the spirit of the All-In Pod.

[@jason @Jason]

$25k for first-time home buyers is a kind idea but an odd proposal practically; it will have zero impact in the majority of geos.

25k is only material with a home that’s 150-200k, where $25k = ~15%+ of the home value.

A much better plan is to incentivize the building of new cities/towns, as well as apartment buildings, townhomes, ADUs and conversions of commercial space to residential

Adding money doesn’t help; adding supply does.

Do a Manhattan project to create 10m units for $150k per door over 20 years: 500,000 units a year

give the contracts to innovative construction technology companies in a competitive format where the startups who deliver the most sought-after homes get more money — and the people who don’t deliver get their contracts revoked