Horton

Eagles Shitposter

[Horton @Dhort84]

@BenjaminSolak Raiders. 2027 3rd 2028 conditional 2nd turns to 1st.

Rookie QB on a contract for 3-4 years. I see the vision

[Horton @Dhort84]

@keporiginal Anything producing Radar can have the capability to do this if the device is powerful enough. This isn’t anything new to be honest

[Michael Hauff @TheFFRealist]

Making it to the fantasy football finals when you’re the commissioner.

[Eldritch Horror @Themyster1ous01]

"Brother, you were correct. Had I shared my oats, my story would not have ended here."

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

This game was lost in March. This game was lost. when the NFL owners refused to ban the tush push from happening. It wasn't lost when Jordan Davis was an absolute fuckin dawg.

[Alb @amandalouise416]

As tech layoffs surge, H-1B demand hasn’t slowed down.

Microsoft just cut thousands of American workers...yet they’ve already requested 14,181 more H-1B workers this year, and it’s only Q2.

If AI is the reason Americans are being let go, why are companies still asking for hundreds of thousands of foreign tech workers?

Something doesn’t add up.

[Mike @db9mike]

If I was president I’d close our national deficit by selling advertising packages to big tobacco companies.

Marlboro stealth bomber, the U.S.S NEWPORT, etc.

[Deniz Selman @denizselman33]

The #Eagles’ 2025 opponents voted 13-1 to ban the push. The other 17 teams voted 9-8.

Weird that the Eagles seem to only be playing the teams concerned with safety and pace of play this year.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

OH COME THE F ON

[Horton @Dhort84]

@DezBryant I raise you this

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Elon Musk is wrong.

The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad.

The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.

[Horton @Dhort84]

@ESPNFantasy

[Horton @Dhort84]

⁦@ESPN_ff⁩ is this not 6 points? It’s been added and disappeared 10 times on my scorecard

[Horton @Dhort84]

⁦@ESPN_ff⁩ is this not 6 points? It’s been added and disappeared 10 times on my scorecard

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

I think everyone except Eagles fans thinks that the Eagles are a Super Bowl contender.

[Horton @Dhort84]

Casinos really know how to make it not feel like almost 4am

[Horton @Dhort84]

Drake and Kendrick embodying the spirit of Rapp Snitch Knishes