YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
white man: i'm jerking off to raceplay porn of abused teenagers
his girlfriend: so you're mentally cheating on me with those SLUTS?!
otter 50 Cent: get fish or die tryin