@peta@UMassAmherst ZooMass has amazing parties at its Amherst campus
University students texperiment on themselves with copious amounts of alcohol
These parties usually have pepperoni pizza, too
I. Guido Di Sicko, implore you to enjoy pepperoni pizza while playing Crisco Twister with sorority girls
@peta@katedelcastillo Why do we have to listen to privileged minority gender confused celebrities about what we should or shouldn't do? Christians used to sacrifice lambs. So, let's ban Christianity! Quick, quack!
@peta Why is it OK for birds to poop on us, but we can't poop on birds? Wait a minute! I'm a duck. I have no problems with glue traps. Me and some of the other mother duckers in the neighborhood sometimes sniff glue traps. Quack, quack!
@peta I hope a police sketch artist was called in to make a drawing of the suspect and the stolen primate, preferably with a pencil using plant based lead on some sort of renewable paper like substance that is edible and doesn't harm pigs.