Big Enos Burdette

Former Navy Minesweeper DC
We got no time for that crap!

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Big Enos
#68 extra fat
I'll need another in 12 dwarf.
Send bill to Big Enos Burdette.
Burdette. Bur... Ber...d
Hell I got to go.

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@julie_kelly2 The dude has lost it. But use Google if you dont know what something is.

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"Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce President Kamala Harris."-Joe Biden.

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@CBS11 did y'all just pixelate a vaccination shot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@DallasStars look like a chihuahua some old girl in uptown dressed up for a night out drinking Mules. I wouldn't want to be seen in that dumbass uniform either.

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@BunkiePerkins Send the bill to Big Enos Burdette @DiabloandDoc Burdette, B U, B U R, heck, I gotta go. @smokeybanditbot @TheBanditRun

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@JesseKellyDC What is "progressive Christian"?

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@TellStevens I think they look hideous. If you can swing it with your property, stick em in the dirt.

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@threeputtfro Nightmare

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It's not mentally tough when you create the conditions.
#PatrickReed

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@amuse @irritatedwoman He's just a putz

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@AndrewYang This is clearly @POTUS fault.

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@ThatOtherAlcala What a weirdo

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@brianstelter @maxthegirl Go eat another donut.

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@nypost

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This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

Lockdowns: Rich people forcing poor people to deliver stuff to them.

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@thegoods33 First time he'd seen a forward pass. Got excited!

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@StephenKing Fuck you.

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden

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@Wolfe321