𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔

''𝐼𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑘 𝑏𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟?.'' (#Fake Roleplay Account) #𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙨

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

❝A ɢᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ. Iᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs, ɪs ɪᴛ?❞

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@notananaIyst /. SAMEEEEE

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

Fingers curling back around the ball, he tucked it into his pocket.

"I'll swing by later. For the sake of the cat."

Fingers now rubbing his bare wrist. "I feel naked without a watch."

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

eyes widen. hand slowly giving the toy back.

“my poor child must be bored out of his mind.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

"Well. Give it back, and it'll give me a reason to come visit this evening."

His hand extending to take the ball back.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

that new toy belongs to salt. his black cat. it must’ve dropped it in his bag, that morning.

“don’t lose my cat’s favorite toy.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

"Not in the slightest. But I wa-." His words cut off by the hand shooting out to snatch his new toy from him.

Raising his hands in surrender, he took a step back. He simply couldn't help but fiddle. It was in his nature.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

“do you know how much those cost? you’ll get the same one, with a brand new glass and no scratches.”

oh, not the cat ball— hand shoots up to catch it mid-air.

“don’t.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

"You and I both know I've had worse."

Letting out a slow and dramatic sigh, he tossed the ball up in the air.

"Surely you're working a fancy new one?"

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

“except for the couple scratches on your face. good for you know you’re alive. i’ll see what i can do about this one.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

/. I must make an M

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

"Mmh- can't help myself."

Letting his fingers wander off to pick a round ball-looking thing.

"Yeah, I don't believe the glass was made to withstand the collapse of a building. I'm fine, by the way."

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

“you do that perfectly on your own at every occasion you get.”

he’s quick to glance at the watch — before looking up.

“you’ve scratched it.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

"To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't mind you getting me wet."

And there's that almost annoying, shit-eating grin on his face as fingers swiftly unbuckle the watch from his wrist, dropping he item into the other man's hand.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

“i’ve sprayed my cats with water for less than what you are doing.”

hand extended, palm up.

“give it.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

A look of faux hurt crossed the man's face.

"You wouldn't?"

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

he’s already swatting at bond’s hand.

“speak, or be thrown out.”

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

...absolutely nothing.

*Is already wandering around and poking at things that litter the quarter master's workshop.*

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 〆 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑬͟𝑹 .ᐟ @secretumuneris]

what’s happened to the last one? it was perfectly fine.

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

Q. I need a new watch.

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

/. This new Bond game is 🔥! My muse for this sarcastic tit, I fear to say, is spiking.

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

He needs a drink

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@secretumuneris Scooping the other male onto his lap, he tucked his head into the crook of his neck.

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@SPECTRESBELOVED shimmering with his usual levels of charismatic flare.

"I feel as though I was just summoned by the queen."

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@SPECTRESBELOVED Approaching the booth, his piercing blue gaze found the bodyguard's who had instinctively stepped forward. The exchange was wordless, and the man stepped aside, allowing James to pass.

Settling down into the leather, he flashed her one of his signature smiles, gaze -

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@secretumuneris "I wouldn't call it strange at all." Fingers trailing up and down q's spine as he snuggled in. "Gotta stay toasty somehow."

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@secretumuneris once more.

"Alright," another sip. "Where did Mallory find you? University?"

[𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 @DiabolicSolus]

@secretumuneris "I'll do my best to let you know I'm alive from now on, hmmm?" Smiling, he took the other mans prodding foot in one hand, gently massaging the soft sole with his thumb.

"What are we doing? Playing truth or dare?" He teased, hand still working as the other picked up his glass -