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ninja crocodile wrestler,MMA, luton town fc and Cincinnati bengals

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@0ectoplasm0 @russell_kane I am trying to build up my immune system to cyanide. I am in training to be a secret agent

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@anon_opin These are the tweets i ❤️

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

People declaring “Happy Valentines” to their partners on social media.. 🙄🙄 #valentines

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Lazy gits who refuse to do a Google search

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@luisjgomez You have done a plop in the wrong lavatory podcast.
2 dogs a nun and a hoover podcast.
She's got a pussy like a torn rucksack podcast.

[DIRT BOX DISCO @dirtboxdisco]

'ROKAPOKALIPS TOUR 2023' please do share this for us it all helps! spread the word! 👍👍 Ticket links and more info for 'most' shows available here >> https://t.co/IGbEqMxqXH will update when more are available.. You know you love it! 👄👄👄

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@bedspolice @LutonEye @jofmar1 @jof That's alright Sarah we forgive you. Have a lovely friday

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

The absolute highlight of my day…

🥘 I feed 80 personally myself with all home cooked food

⏰ Most of them are out waiting for their food as dogs are great timekeepers

🛵 Some of them go by the pitch of the engine and hear it coming

🦊 Plenty of the dogs like Mr Fox in this video love the attention as much as the food.

8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ I provide this home cooked food to other volunteers and shelters around the island.

🥰 People always ask me why I wouldn’t outsource this part and save myself 90 mins each day of driving around. The answer is that it is like pure joy to me and it keeps me close to the bigger problem and ensures I never lose sight of that.

Also it’s just the fact that they make me feel like a celebrity of superhero with all their welcomes arriving each day. The best feeling ever 🙏

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@flendermanc @fesshole The first thing to make me laugh on twitter today. Well done

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@RoyalMailHelp hi I am waiting for a parcel that should of been delivered monday

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@PaPa_Bengals I am in the uk and I see this

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@TSting18 @RexChapman @PlutoTV this would make a great channel on your platform

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@EbanieBridges Right I have missed everything. Been down the pub. Got home, fallen asleep. Who the fuck got there tits out and why the fuck haven't any of you jokers woke me up for this?

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@OwenBenjamin All religion was created to control the masses

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Say what you like about Just Stop Oil protestors but they are excellent at getting tickets for things

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@MMAandME Beastie boys the check your head tour back in 92. Great gig for the music and I pulled. Bonus🤣🤣

[kerbie diamond @DiamondKerbie]

@Gillian275Gm At first I thought that was something rude then I realised it was a flamingo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Not everything is bad in the world right now. There is still hope…