Jonathan Lassoff

hacks, naps, cats, pesto; he/him/jof

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@RfidGroup @ZeroTeam Location? Pre-orders? Sounds awesome

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@meraki And yet, nobody seems to actually respond?

I’m confused as to how this is intended to work.

It’s hard to not get the impression that Meraki is selling fake security.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

Do I know anybody at @meraki?

They’ve been sitting silently on a total authentication bypass bug report for multiple months now.

No response on Bugcrowd.
No email response from V.Jay LaRosa.
No response from Cisco PSIRT.

Am I crazy, or has Cisco given up on cybersecurity?

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@meraki This is Bugcrowd report ID 1cee6182-3d8f-4af0-b42d-8cf3af807788

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@dane If California wants to actually reduce the cost of connectivity, then they’d make it easier to build infrastructure or create a public/open-access optical transport infrastructure.

Unfortunately, our state works for CENIC and AT&T, not the people that actually live here.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@brezina I reject the premise that an increased offering of AV taxis is somehow going to get folks to stop using or sell their private autos.

Without a path forward for this persona, increased AVs just leads to more traffic and frustrated non-AV drivers, which just leads to more death.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@brezina What about the grave majority of folks that demand private automobiles? What’s the path for them?

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@brezina Unfortunately, we’re stuck with a law-enforcement community that doesn’t believe non-driver lives are worthy of protection.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@brezina Well, I suppose there is one alternative: we could create a functional law enforcement organization, staffed with people that are not personally addicted to vehicular violence.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@NoMoreBikeLanes @SafeStreetRebel Private automobiles are no longer accessible to the “working class” in San Francisco.

It’s a false narrative — these are wealthy land owners that are just miffed that society isn’t revolving around their personal desires.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

jof[dot]bsky[dot]social

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@SafeStreetRebel Fixed that for you. @greenbergnation

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@SafeStreetRebel Not to mention the OpEx of the hidden remote workforce supervising the fleet.

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@dane Because the USB-IF appears pathologically unable to name standards for mere mortals, they’re going to make an optical based transport and call it “USB-See”

[Mark C. @LargeCardinal]

I have been laughing at this entirely too long...

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@networkservice Clearly it’s time for some CXL NICs 😉

[Jonathan Lassoff @jof]

@Scott_Wiener It’s too bad… I really liked you at first.

However, I’m really mystified as to why you chose to abandon your values and your constituents over junk fees of all things.