Josuke Higashikata

Higashikata Josuke! Nice to meet you! Please, mind the 'do. Shine on, you「ＣＲＡＺＹ ＤＩＡＭＯＮＤ」！[Stand/Hamon AU] [Icon by sememepai]

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Strawberries

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// Bump.

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@Rippururozu "Happy Valentine's, lover!" He exclaimed happily, pressing a kiss to her cheek. "Matchin' jackets, huh?"

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@Rippururozu Time to surprise her the best way he knew how to.

... With strong arms picking her up from behind.

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"... I mean, she's my wife..."

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My Twitter Valentine is: @Rippururozu

Find yours at https://t.co/uqb6bEFwLo

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"Ohayo, Mrs. Joestar!"

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"... Isn't it always?"

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"Uh, not much! Life is about the same, honestly. I don't mind it, though."

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He's not really affected, because he's like... a mountain. "Hey, Miki!"

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"Yeah, yeah. I remember sayin', 'how am I gonna find an invisible baby on a website?!'"

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"No, I think I remember Craigslist somewhere in there, too."

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"I could teach a class to first year students, probably. Tell 'em to start getting used to it, because hoo boy."

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"No no, but he was like, a combat medic, too. Totally hardcore. Totally me."

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"We all know he took his butler, how are you gonna downplay him like that?"

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"DAD, JEEZ."

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"I mean, sure, but what are you gonna do if ya get sick in the meantime, pal?"

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"I'm the world's first attractive doctor, check it."

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@RipplingThorns @okuyasurp ME TOO, DAD

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@okuyasurp This is an attack

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@okuyasurp "OF COURSE." HIGH FIVE!