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Professor at Harvard

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@ATT I just got hung up on 2x after finding out I have been charged for a phone line I didn't know I had for 7 months.

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@wrightstate paraphrasing and relying on anecdotal evidence two pillars of academic writing

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@BootsRiley do you listen to the Go! Team?

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@scharpling thank you for everything, birthday boy

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@keucherd @BKeucher @FactsStrike @PrezPalmer @wrightstate @aaupwsu do you know any administrators that I could talk to?

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@WrightStAlumni can I get a free license plate if I sign up to teach a full course load of classes

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@BKeucher @FactsStrike @keucherd @PrezPalmer @wrightstate @aaupwsu is your mom an administrator? can she get me a dorm room and a meal card in exchange for teaching a full course load? thank you in advance

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@FakeWSUPrez I am willing to take on a course load of 24 classes a term. I am the best qualified professor at the lowest price as market forces demand.

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@FakeWSUPrez hi I am a highly qualified professor that would like to work with the administration during the strike. I can teach anything as I happen to be a genius.

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@FakeWSUPrez I will serve at your feet, I will teach your classrooms full of tenderhearted students

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@guyinblackhat @OHaaup I will be finishing 6 to 8 master's degree programs at University of Phoenix in order to teach as many classes as possible. I am bill Gates's dream teacher that can teach everyone

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@wrightstate I am willing to teach all of the classes please DM me for details.

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@lighghghght what are the great thing about getting rid of all that red tape with the hiring process is the free market determines the best professors at the lowest price

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@lighghghght hi I am one og the highly qualified adjuncts that will be teaching your classes. here is a poem I wrote and haaf pubished.

I like to party
I like to party
I am a party boy toot toot

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@lighghghght it's a new type of poetry that you're not familiar with because you're not as qualified as I am. wright State only hires the most qualified adjuncts to replace their full-time faculty.

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@crystal_b_lake @astrombeck I know i will be teaching as many classes as possible. this is a serious opportunity for me to advance my career. if anyone wants me to teach any classes you can get ahold of me I emailing me at [email protected]

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@astrombeck hi o would like to teach your classes while you are away. hope you don't mind. I'm highly qualified as I've seen almost all the Ted talks

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@WrightStatePrez great hat!
I would like to adjunct profess at your fine institution. I went to Harvard and Yale. I am highly qualified and ready to fill in.

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@EatAtWSU @FakeWSUPrez hi I am a highly qualified adjunct professor interested in working during the strike. if I retweet this may I please have burger

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@wrightstate As an adjunct professor, would I be eligible for a dorm room? Will adjuncts be given roommates from the same department?