Dick Kurtz

Degenerate gambler and wiseass. Love dogs and absolutely hate that Diaper King destroying our country.

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@softtail65 UGH 😫

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@Jeannriley1 I'd motorboat those beauties 😉

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@Emmiekiimxx All 3. I like variety

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@Sofia50020Sofia I have a man's body

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@Susanmilly241 In a minute. If I last that long 😂

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@susansmith58236 I'll give you 30 seconds of ecstasy 😉

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@JustAMomNamedMM I do like you and you always brighten up my days. Keep being you

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@Sofia50020Sofia 1970. And that ain't the correct interior

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@tattedgrandmaa Apologize for 4 minutes?

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@oelma__ Exploding butt plug with fuse. Medieval tool for hemorrhoids

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@JesusChryslerII 🎶🎵 I'm Donny D and I love to dance
I got no rhythm and I shit my pants
I wear a diaper it don't bother me
I drop a deuce and call NATALIE!

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@Jenny1708FL Of course

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@AmyLynnStL Cards. Very relaxing when you feel the deck is stacked against you. Just deal with what cards life gives you and shuffle along straight to a full house. May you be flush with good luck today!

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@RossKneeDeep Ike?

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@_brownie0_ Go in the back door and wreck the starfish 😂

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@Ella2c54 Tits

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@JesusChryslerII Can you imagine the smell of that giant diaper?I wonder how you say "smell like shit" in Chinese? I bet that guy was saying that 😂

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@sabamaliktmhg This asshole

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@ErikaMJimenez No. It's wrong because an unconscious person can't give consent

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@Sofia50020Sofia Spaulding. Groucho Marx or later Sid Haig