Dick Harpootlian

[John Fadule @fadule_]

RFK Jr:

-jacked
-hot wife
-definitely busts inside her without a condom
-40 years sober from drug addiction
-can do 20 pull-ups
-says “smoking hot bartender” on the Internet instead of sterile LinkedIn-speak
-said “I’m not scared of germs - I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats” on Theo Von’s podcast
-massive advocate for children with special needs
-everyone makes fun of his voice and he doesn’t give a fuck
-un-did the Food Pyramid saving tens of thousands of lives a year from obesity and heart disease

Whether you think RFK Jr is awesome or you think he’s the biggest idiot of all-time - he’s 72 years old built like a Marvel hero and has a smoking hot wife.

If RFK Jr doesn’t fire you up, you don’t understand life.

[Dick Harpootlian @DickHarp8917]

@zelinarxy Yes. I tried to explain the concept of a closed loop cooling system to one of my conspiratard coworkers and he just would not buy it. It was almost comical.

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@RaymondCyst580 @BigDickBarclay Ya if they are the ones with Spanish translations in them, they go right in the trash.

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@pugmane OMG guys a shitlib late night show is mocking Trump. The culture is shifting!!1!!!

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@tcruznc @financedystop You are a slumlord and a piece of shit

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@JamesPiercey11 rap music is cringe and lame now. get over it you fucking loser.

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@rb17460 Before I quit drinking I had to rotate which liquor stores I went to after I went in the one by my house and the cashier said “hey man how’s it going. Haven’t seen you in a couple days.” He was being friendly but it was a big oooof.

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@SeraphSam17 @persxn666 @CoachKellySSV @Rugger77l @ItIsHoeMath I’m saying someone who has 75 percent white dna has a pretty decent shot at being above average intelligence? Wtf does assimilation have to do with this?

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@persxn666 @SeraphSam17 @CoachKellySSV @Rugger77l @ItIsHoeMath Also just looking at you, you’re probably no more than 25 percent black.

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@persxn666 @ItIsHoeMath Apparently you are too black to get it lmao. He literally says “the fat part in the middle.”

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@wil_da_beast630 Because you are comparing the top 10 percent of Nigerian kids to the entirety of the white British population. Not really that complicated.

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@kalospepgod But as far as the healthmaxxing dorks go, ya I agree with you.

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@MadBomberHat @MarcoFoster_ @stavvybaby @chrisdcomedy We’d get land acknowledgments and never ending lectures about slavery

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@AlvinPacino @Steve_Sailer @pegobry_en There are lots of white Mexicans.

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@JonBramnick “If you break the law long enough, we should just forgive you.” Fuck off boomertard.

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@ellad3vi Indians literally have no shame lmao. Probably shit in the street on the way in.

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@ellad3vi You are an ugly brownoid who think Mao Zedong had good fashion. Please shut the fuck up.

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@buyingSats @hasanthehun Every person I can see is a fat slob lmao. The revolution will not be kind to these dorks. And that’s to say nothing of the “fashion”.

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@triatarniq @makesexillegal I went to one of those sex stores one time to get some stuff for my honeymoon. I made the mistake of making eye contact with another guy in there and giving him a head nod, like a normal person. He goes “listen buddy, you don’t look at me. I won’t look at you.” Same vibe here lol