Dick “The hammer” Johnson

I think you know why they call me the hammer. OU ΣΑΕ ‘87.

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This guy gets it. #expand

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Absolutely necessary stop on my way to Omaha to support my boys. Boomer. #phoneeatsfirst

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@mrplsnomoore @Chris_Oven @Doc_Texas I’m sure you’re fun at parties… #🟥

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This shit cost me $27. Take me back to Norman.

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Porter moser go to hell. You ruined buddy’s night much like how you ruined this program. Get to cleaning out your desk buddy.

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OSU sig chi goes to formal… they come back forever changed. #chills

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@Coach_Keathly @squirtlegirlx Quit being such a creep bro. Out here on some “squirtgirlx” shi

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Mateer fucking blows.

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@tony_homo09 This banner is going to make me kill myself.

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@ArmChairIR @RonnyCrimson69 You’re spoiled man.

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@RonnyCrimson69 You suck ronny.

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Key takeaways from whatever the fuck that was:
- quit running up the middle with blaylock.
- mateer definitely isn’t 100%.
-I’m going to black out tonight at the Hyatt regency.

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Respect. #ka #rushtheorder

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Is anyone surprised?

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MY STARTING QUARTERBACK JUST BROKE HIS FUCKING HAND I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT MIKE GUNDY

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I wasn’t gonna drink on this once fine Wednesday. #ripcharlie

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@clippedszn I WANNA PUT MY FACE IN THEM

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That’s my fucking quarterback. I too have paid for slapping some balls. Go take us to the promised land JM10. #boomer #fml

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Any ball knowers?