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We tend to focus on “too many kids” when “living in a shoe” is equally problematic

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@MattP1Gallagher Masi made the call

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@Nicholas_Rehm @laplacesdust This fictional tech is based on the mechanics of an actual living creature, so how about we pretend like it functions similarly? What do you gain by being “smarter” than a fantasy scenario?

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

How many chapsticks can you eat in a week

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They should make men for women

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It’s not you, it’s me. I want to date someone with less diarrhea.

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@girlwithatail I love you Erin but opening Twitter to find your jokes is like pearl diving in a sewer

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@TheSuzieHunter Denver is uniquely incompetent when it comes to parallel parking

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@MattP1Gallagher Emphasis on the PAIN

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@tomwalkerisgood Demi is going to be devastated when she finds out

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@MattP1Gallagher What a dick

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@MattP1Tommy

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@PicturesFoIder It’s full of telecom equipment that doesn’t need windows, you dumb conspiratorial assholes.

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@alex_albon @williamsf1 Your kids are gonna have great teeth

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@wtf1official WTF is behind the revolving door of cohosts on this show? Give me Dre and Hannah every time.

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@MattP1Tommy Got to at least check both Ferraris. How can you DQ one putting the other on the podium when they’re the same build?

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@MattP1Tommy Check all of the cars

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@MattP1Gallagher Time travel, pull-out

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@MattP1Tommy You can be a DR fan while also acknowledging strengths of a younger Tsunoda who’s WAY more experienced in that car and likely to have the upper hand. Both can be true

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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@PicturesFoIder Missionary