@redaction If the interdimensional portal is closed, it means we can't shove the space aliens back through the portal (into hell). So, now we're trapped in this dimension with the space aliens until 2030.
@NightSkyToday Is there a really long extension cord running all the way back to earth? Or do we have to drive all the way to the moon to get the electricity?
@Mundooculto1960 I like that the space aliens use cheap Halloween rubber masks. They have spaceships that can zip across the universe in an instant, but their disguises are super cheap. Maybe they spent all their money on the spaceships, and they only had like $20 left for disguises.
@mehdirhasan To clarify: I'm not suggesting that he would play himself in every movie – even though I suspect his movies are at least semi-biographical. He would be playing a character named 'Jason Statham'
@mehdirhasan You have excellent taste in movies. Statham is awesome. Hey, do you think Statham would consider making all of his character names going forward 'Jason Statham' instead of whatever the script writers had in mind?
@RT_com Everyone knows bigfoot can't be easily captured in photos and videos. He's elusive, and lives much deeper in the wilderness- very far from roadways and campgrounds.