I just told someone, "@KyleKinane is an artisan storyteller of the highest caliber who truly elevates the artform of standup far beyond the setup-punchline schema."
I don't even talk like that. For nine seconds, I got possessed by a writer for the New Yorker who died in the 80s.
@ericandre has anyone ever told you that you sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson? The timbre and cadence when you'd calmly explain how something works on @steveo's podcast gave me heavy @neiltyson vibes.
Billboards and banners and bus stops, oh my!
#OurFlagMeansDeath fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign
Read about it here:
https://t.co/ou6G4uqjPh
"Have your friends collect your records and then change your number."
You might send friends for your things when you're afraid. You only change your number when someone won't stop calling. That song slaps, but I think maybe Gotye does too.
@stephen29red Right, but you can't even use Google to research anymore, because it's all just AI listicles with affiliate links to the top 10 selling Amazon products. It's to the point that I'm just like, "JFC, I'm driving to Menards to buy the second cheapest of the three options they have."
I can't shop on Amazon anymore. Need a soldering iron? Here's 900 pieces of identical shit with made up brand names like IUYWETN stamped in white ink that rubs off for anywhere between $9 and $73. Each comes with suction cups, a hairbrush, and a guarantee to burn your house down.
Just saw someone comment "art's right us" when they meant "arthritis," and I don't know if text-to-speech is on that bs again or if they really typed that shit.