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@topbanana_spicy Here's a link to the tweet you stole. https://t.co/CCZwApGuQM

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I can't believe it's not butter.

Buddy, almost everything isn't butter

[The Lydian Mode's Greatest Advocate @NoahGruenberg]

I can't believe it's not butter.

Buddy, almost everything isn't butter

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I'd like to congratulate Elon Musk on his new job at Orange Julius Caesar.

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@ThePatriotOasis @RobertKennedyJr @VanityFair I've never eaten while fucking a goat.

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@Dexerto The physics seems too fake and floaty, and it looks like that dumb fortnight game children play.

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I just told someone, "@KyleKinane is an artisan storyteller of the highest caliber who truly elevates the artform of standup far beyond the setup-punchline schema."

I don't even talk like that. For nine seconds, I got possessed by a writer for the New Yorker who died in the 80s.

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@cracked what's with the new generic website lumping everything into like 3 categories? This sucks.

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@RDEIL @DetroitBabalawo What's your evidence for this?

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@ericandre has anyone ever told you that you sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson? The timbre and cadence when you'd calmly explain how something works on @steveo's podcast gave me heavy @neiltyson vibes.

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@bpranav6 @molzer Nah, those ones are OK.

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@blow420 @Marius2360 @TezFunz2 That's the glitch.

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Billboards and banners and bus stops, oh my!

#OurFlagMeansDeath fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign

Read about it here:
https://t.co/ou6G4uqjPh

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"Have your friends collect your records and then change your number."

You might send friends for your things when you're afraid. You only change your number when someone won't stop calling. That song slaps, but I think maybe Gotye does too.

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@JonErlichman Wrong. Starship has been Knee Deep in the Hoopla since '85, bro.

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Imagine u let an Amish dude acid and holding him down while playing throbbing gristle max volume and projecting ev….

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@stephen29red Right, but you can't even use Google to research anymore, because it's all just AI listicles with affiliate links to the top 10 selling Amazon products. It's to the point that I'm just like, "JFC, I'm driving to Menards to buy the second cheapest of the three options they have."

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I can't shop on Amazon anymore. Need a soldering iron? Here's 900 pieces of identical shit with made up brand names like IUYWETN stamped in white ink that rubs off for anywhere between $9 and $73. Each comes with suction cups, a hairbrush, and a guarantee to burn your house down.

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Just saw someone comment "art's right us" when they meant "arthritis," and I don't know if text-to-speech is on that bs again or if they really typed that shit.

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@gracecamille_ @Ot7utopia It's like his mouth lost its soul.

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@stephen29red The fact that they all did it means you squandered your cult leading potential.