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@EmbryEthan Not sure, only time will tell. Until then, here's one by Jimi Hendrix...

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@noarry Oh damn, his legs are in this picture.

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@anthemika Make more than one. Have one called 'Vaginal' and another called 'Anal Glow'.

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@HemishaV Press the center of the bills against your asshole, then give him both the bills and 2 more from your own account. Tell him you love him and go to dinner but ask him to pay. Make a life together then ask him to move in with you and watch Telemundo every night. Play Mahjong too.

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@shouq_al90149 My concern would be the pliers on the edge getting covered in concrete.

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@GoonPartyNYC @DerekKageXXX Having a full head of hair, I once gooned so stupid I shaved my head to look like Costanza on Seinfeld mid goon so people could see how stoopid I got. It was hard to explain, but I loved how stupid I felt in public. I wanted to make it permanent, LOL. Anyone else goon like that?

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@BoiUuzi32 I think it's awesome your parents and the Amazon delivery drivers don't mind you sunbathing nude :)

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@TrippPowers934 OMG, I thought that was a CAST on your left forearm! lol

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@mexicanfrommars Proof she's the best Mom ever !

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@TrippPowers934 Dude, your safe word should never be 'Harder'.

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@ronsterd89 Colonel Sanders.

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@SenatorCrossing That's a fuckin HELMET !

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Lucas also considered, "Luke, she's mighty mighty, she's lettin it all hang out. 'Cause she's a brick house!"

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K The original script quote was "Oh hell to the no, Luke. I'm yo baby's daddy!"

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K The correct quote is, "Luke, I am your Mother".

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@aroog1278 CHICKEN NUGGETS

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@NoContextBrits ROAST BEEF

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@EastEndJoe My wife is a pig, only lasts 5 minutes and then promptly makes a sandwich and watches QVC.

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@drkeithsiau PAINTBALL

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@agirlfromperth You just know he's a gasser too.

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@PornosexualFtre Said no one in real life.