Kal Klem

9,000,000 followers

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

sometimes when dogs bark at me I'm paranoid that its because I'm a bad person and the dogs can tell lol

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I'm 2 wines drunk

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I wish my boy was a jalapeño slice

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I miss my boy

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I wish I was eatin a jalapeño slice

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When you say, "women aren't funny" all I hear is, "smart women elect not to spend time with me"

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

can I fill my blong with blood

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

can I fill my bong with Fiji water

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

can I fill my bong with hose water

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

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[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

@orangejuice_inc im ubsessed with u

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

@KenzyPear irreparably desperate

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I can't believe these wives

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

dude I can't believe what just happened on desperate housewives

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

f that I'm getting high and watching desperate housewives

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

my feet r bleeding

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I'm moving 20 blocks away without a car to move my stuff 😪💦💦💦🐟

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

@Dick_Cop_420 with big ole brains and the best smile 💐💐���💐

[Kal Klem @Dick_Cop_420]

I just won a big beauty babe in the lottery