Dick Wizard

Like Midas, but everything turns to angry dicks.

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@Monica55dzrh If this is your biggest problem, then go out for a drink and celebrate

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@horusboyy @mighty_hog @footballDtt @sdmnfcupdates French VAR though

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@LilouLopez34 @MMSV23 First pen was called back by VAR, which ignored offside players in the build-up 🤷🏻‍♂️ both penalty decisions were blatantly biased and ruined what was otherwise a great game / event. Shame really.

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@CannaCollectz Shoe brush

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@CannaCollectz Secret Breakfast

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@arr4m Don't WASTE THE MIXTURE !!!1! A11!1

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@Emilydiana58 Where does my lap go when I stand up?

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@Emilydiana58 What's your favourite way to cook a potato?

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@Emilydiana58 When you put on socks, do you do your left or right foot first?

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@BellaBaddie__ Half

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@Syndicate Laughter

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@Utdbeni If this form from the first half of the season, in relation to Arsenal, was matches, would Utd not be 26 pts behind Arsenal after R36? Instead we're 12... making Carrick 14pts better than Anorim, no? If Utd win there next game, they'd be 9pts better when compared to themselves.

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@Mubarak_mubious Wiping

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@FERAL_FINANCIER @MercuriusFilius Why would it need to be the middle when there are 4 cars..? After all 4 cars drive 250 miles, 1000 miles of fuel will have been used between 4 cars, which means you're able to refuel 3 cars with maximum efficiency.
Logic can be difficult champ, don't worry about appearing stupid.

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@FERAL_FINANCIER @MercuriusFilius You can definitely do more.
4 cars drive 250mi.
Split the 750mi worth of fuel evenly to the 3 remaining vehicles.
3 cars drive a further 333.3mi.
Split the 666.6mi worth of fuel evenly to the other 2 cars.
Both drive 500mi. Fill 1 car.
Drive 1000mi.

1000+500+333.3+250 = 2083.3mi

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@fcb_leonard What an insufferable twat 😂

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@aarohiyadav100 (n×n+n)/n = n×n/n + n/n = n+1 = 10 => n=9

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@JohnMichael1914 @BigWave372 And who dictates the average pay? Because it sure as shit isn't the economy. It's the ruling class. Fuck communism, but if people can't afford the most basic standards of living, the system is broken. The middle class is vanishing from the bottom up.

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@KE_MrBlack Thermo dynamics, learn it

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@notbothered54 @rmjennings37 @wildclipszone I think they were siding with the workers, in fairness