Neave✨

[Neave✨ @Dickh34d]

Cam not so peak

[Josh @lMONFlRE]

Acting like you guys weren’t part of the problem

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As Jesus probably said “if you hurt animals, you’re a cunt”

[LB @looksbizarre]

Imagine you're stuck like this all day, zoned out on painkillers, and out of nowhere Marilyn Monroe pops into your field of view.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Last night our Gov had the opportunity to generate BILLIONS in tax revenue

By supporting a global min tax on mega-rich multinationals

THE TORIES VOTED AGAINST IT

This is what happens when your Gov is funded by billionaires

And you have a PM who won’t pay for his own Deliveroo

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Parent: Don't pursue art or you'll become a starving artist

Also Parent: Why don't you draw anymore?

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

*girl defends herself after being grabbed without permission

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me texting back 4 days later continuing the conversation like i aint just go MIA for 96 hours

[Maya Jama @MayaJama]

I did not learn one new skill during this pandemic

[Dwigt Rortugal @Rauer_2]

Me on the 22nd June:

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks.