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[🥷🏽 @YRNBrxnt_]

2022: Robbed Benzema bc he won WC22.
2023: Robbed Haaland bc he won WC22.

Two FIFA Best awards robbed for 1 wc & mfs still think Messi isn't Infantino's personal dildo.🤣😭

[Irina @Irina_exh]

Rape victim k!lled her rapist after his release.

She got arrested and her statement was -

“He raped me, not the State. Who gave you the right to forgive him without consulting me?”

Do you agree with her,

Yes or No？

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Brazil finishing 1st:
Japan --> Netherlands --> England

France finishing 1st:
Sweden --> Germany --> Spain/Portugal

Argentina finishing 1st:
Cape Verde --> Australia --> Ghana

They think we are all stupid 😭😭

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Right before they face Argentina

[El Güero @PicksdelGuero]

Les sorprende que a Messi y Argentina les toque el camino fácil?

Acaso ya no se acuerdan que desde el sorteo lo amañaron ☎️ mandando a Argentina al grupo J cuando le correspondía el I 🤯😳

Un descaro total y aún así hay pendejos que no se dan cuenta! 😂

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

Portugal realised they couldn't win the World Cup, so they turned it into the Euros

RO32: Croatia
RO16: Spain
QF: Belgium
SF: France/ Germany/ Netherlands

[نحن ملوك اوروبا @azmi1969mazen]

🚨🚨🔥💣 هل يفاجئكم أن ميسي والأرجنتين حصلا على الطريق السهل
حتى القرعة قاموا بالتلاعب بها ☎️ بوضع الأرجنتين في المجموعة👈 J بينما كان يُفترض أن تكون في مجموعة 👈 i😳

وقاحة كبيرة ومع ذلك لا يزال هناك حمقى لا يلاحظون او يشككون ! 😂 ابن الفيفا المدلل ميسي يريدون إهداءه كأس العالم

[SENYO @Senyyo]

At least my GOAT wasn’t shamelessly begging for a penalty after diving against Colombia 😂

[ّ @Mo7gooat]

خايف منه اليوم

[Infiltrado Blanco @InfiltradoRM]

FIFA escogió a Messi..

La gente, el pueblo a Cristiano 💪🏼

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45

“After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab”

“And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem”

“And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do”

“I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it”

“So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain”

“The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”

[Third @thirdmetax]

Terry Crews reveals why he no longer reacts when someone uses the N word

“In my culture, if somebody called you nigger, you knock them out, no matter what, no questions asked, don’t even hesitate.”

“Well the thing is, usually when you do that, you go to jail, you can’t prove somebody called you a nigger unless it’s recorded and it’s your word against, somebody’s laying on the ground, you just assaulted somebody.”

“The jail is full of black men who were baited by a word and had to had to follow the rules.”

“Here’s the thing that changed for me and this is where I Learned what I could control, there are no niggas, there’s no such thing you might as well call somebody a leprechaun.”

“There’s no such thing as a nigger, and I said holy cow, I can get mad about someone calling me something I’m not.”

“The thing I like to say is, Bill Gates, if you call him broke, he just look at you and go go in his helicopter and fly away, he wouldn’t even be threatened by that.”

“But here’s the thing, if you really do think you’re a nigga, that’s when it affects you, that’s when you wanna fight and I said but I’m not a nigga and I realized that there was so much I could let wash off.”

[Prime Tate @primetateHQ]

🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate comments on the hydration breaks at the FIFA World Cup:

“Hydration break?

It’s literally raining.

Never thought football could become more gay.”

[sity @sitypinks]

we all know why jimin was the most mentioned lmfao

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

They are trying to gas it up 😭

[DuB @NotQuiteLikeDuB]

damn bruh niggas down -1000 points 😭 nigga got his ass beat by sailor gay moon

[سونز @illix11_]

عاااااااااااااجل ورسميااااا 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
​انتهى الجدل ودُفنت المقارنات! سكاي سبورتس تُعلن كريستيانو رونالدو أعظم لاعب في تاريخ كرة القدم باكتساح مرعب بنسبة 70% من الأصوات! 👑 سحقتم التاريخ وجلس الملك وحيداً على العرش! 🇵🇹