Did Kyle Puke?

The events of @89ksander as told through the poetry of @loschris44

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Reminiscing about previous pukes.

Stay tuned.

#ArizonaPukeWatch #👀

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@NatalieEgenolf I wish Parks would drop you like a hot potato

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@BroadStBull THE INQUIRER TREATED YOU LIKE ILYA BRYZGALOV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A NEWSPAPER BUYOUT I CANT BELIEVE IT. THIS IS THE CLOSEST THE CURRENT FLYERS ROSTER WILL FEEL LIKE WINNING A CUP. GOD IS GREAT STAY BLESSED

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Yes

Seattle Kraken selected Carsen Twasrsdjskdtsnky over someone like JVR or Voracek

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@NatalieEgenolf @975TheFanatic @MikeMiss25 @TyJohnsonNews @chicagotribune got you??!!!

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YES! YES KYLE DID PUKE!!!

Location: 6th hole at Indian Springs
Time: 11:53 AM
Condition: Happy Gilmore ice skating bad / Shooter McGavin ethics bad / Chubbs altercations with an alligator bad

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@NatalieEgenolf

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@NatalieEgenolf This your doing?

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@NatalieEgenolf Who do you think QB1 is this year, Nick Foles, Jalen Hurts, Joe Flacco or Greg Ward?

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@NatalieEgenolf @FBI @FBIPhiladelphia

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@89KSander @NatalieEgenolf @DietzandWatson @TarikCohen @NickFoles @cj_wentz BREAKING: Yes. Puked on my poster of Nat. Took a shot of Mayo to get back to neutral #Rekless

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🚨 🤮 BREAKING UPDATE FROM 18 DAYS AGO 🚨 🤮

Approximate time: 9:23 PM on 1/1/21

Severity: Throwing up the equivalent of 2020’s entirety

Approximate amount of witnesses: 6

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@nikkiflipz Did Nicole puke? Yes.

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Day 2 of Sea Isle complete.

A resounding, disappointing NO.

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🚨 Update (9:54 AM) 🚨

First glass of Chardonnay has been poured (garnished with Everything But The Bagel seasoning)

Stay tuned for more information as the story develops.

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Day 1 of Sea Isle complete.

No.

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No puking (yet), but Kyle is officially #CoronaVirus proof

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@WilliamBourque I will puke on them. They don’t stand a chance.

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YEPPPPPP HE’S HEATING UPPPP 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Location: Indian Spring Golf Course

Condition: not dry

Cutting a cigar, realized one puke wasn’t sufficient. Has to prepare for Sea Isle next week. Players gon’ play. Winners win. No quit in this one.
#TheReturnOfChardNino #SummerOfDKP

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YES!!!! Don’t call it a comeback!

Location: @Wawa

Condition: Odubel Herrera violent

Too many Hard E’s at the Philadelphia Zoo Beer Fest while flipping Cowboys hats off peoples heads Saturday, followed by beautifully singing his heart out at the @arizona concert Sunday