Diego🇪🇸🇪🇺🧯🧃

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

“We can still be friends” no we cannot.

[ella🎀 @ellaqbl]

Normalise having sex with your friends??😭😭🙏

[ilence @Hilenceee]

A long distance relationship only work if four of you trust each other.

[Gxel @it_s_Gxel]

Ceux qui filment les menus des restaurants et postent sur Google Map, vraiment soyez bénis!

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”

Me at the bar:

[X @Xouy17]

A lot of unnecessary problems start with giving the wrong people too much access.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“The only countries with a birth rate above the replacement level are African countries and Israel”

[joshua 💗🌈 @saturatedtwink]

…so about those gay rights

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

let’s stop acting like getting attached after intimacy is some kind of flaw. that’s literally just human nature.

[Ronak @ronak_yaps]

Corporate life is funny. The same job can feel like a dream with one manager and a punishment with another

[Diego🇪🇸🇪🇺🧯🧃 @Diegohatesjuice]

@mail_makey @M4RZ0V3LLI Sybau. Imagine comparing us to all the oppressed people. What kind of delulu world you are living in

[Diego🇪🇸🇪🇺🧯🧃 @Diegohatesjuice]

@typicalnerd12 @M4RZ0V3LLI Ask your ancestors. Of I forgot, they were used to make soaps

[marko ꕤ @nottherealmarko]

first base: sex
second base: sending reels to each other
third base: marriage

[𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒁𝑷𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒕 @GenZPatriotz]

60,000,000 Christians died in World War II.

Why are we only taught about the “6,000,000” jews that died?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Capitalism has won. The Billionaires got ALL the money. There's almost nothing left to extract from the working class. What now?

[Kyle @KyleMatovcik]

I was today years old when I found out jewish people get more welfare than blacks per capita

[ladydi @_barbievv]

Me encantan las personas que guardan el celular cuando empiezas a hablarles

[lisa @gaykittycorps]

americans have such a talent for speaking loudly in public. how are you louder than my portuguese family of farmers

[Dej @dejthem]

situationship dropped a new banger