If Diet Coke Were a Man

Just like Diet Coke, I'm unnaturally sweet and often enjoyed by old women.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@the_meghaning @ask_aubry Kink.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@incelReplies Did mine come with a little hat? I wonder if my mom still has it.

[Collider @Collider]

Rotten Tomatoes is releasing an official card game to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the review site: https://t.co/Cby67mOgFk

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@TheAtlantic @annalouiesuss Why are falling birthrates always framed negatively? Personally, I believe we should celebrate there being fewer humans.

[inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa ) @Inhumansoflate1]

Capitalism is not sustainable.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@ReddIsAri I, too, hate this country. More and more each day.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@DanDaley I mean, I'm kind of all for Floridians killing each other. The average IQ of our species can only go up.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@patriottakes Children are really funny and clever sometimes.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@nytimes @Nate_Cohn If that stupid fuck is actually arrested, I'm throwing a party.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@CooksLondon @nytimes @Nate_Cohn The American justice system was corrupt before you were born, and it will continue to be corrupt long after you die. But I don't that's what you actually care about.

[If Diet Coke Were a Man @DietDelaware]

@DevinCow Worm rights now, huh?

[Cree Summer @IAmCreeSummer]

Come and get it … 🏴‍☠️ ⁦@NetflixGeeked⁩

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND here’s my 90-second video review of the new Bacon Ranch McCrispy sandwiches at @McDonalds posted in its entirety here on Twitter!

[dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer]

we've got a thing about walls. Waterford was Ireland's original Viking settlement (914AD) and there are still Viking & Norman walls everywhere.

If you follow Chapo's Hell on Earth series you should know these walls helped keep that cunt Cromwell out (cc @saywhatagain/@cushbomb)

[The Inquisitor @Inquisitor_game]

'Welcome to Koenigstein, Inquisitors. The Holy Office informed us of your arrival!' 💬

Today, we introduce you to one of the 5 districts of Koenigstein where you start your investigation as Mordimer in #TheInquisitor: The Market. ⚖️