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[Kelly @DietKolk]

This post was created specifically for me I think

[MLB @MLB]

Here are baseball games to get you through the day while we all wait for the new Carly Rae Jepsen album to drop

[kerry dougherty @kerrydougherty]

Hey @Budget , when a customer reserves a car at the Memphis Airport WITH A FLIGHT NUMBER and that flight is delayed you’re supposed to stay open until the flight lands. We’re stuck at 1:47 am with no car. Make this right!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Kelly @DietKolk]

Me as a therapist

[Witch @witchwounds]

nono im not weirded out. im weirded in. please, go on.

[Shannon 💛🇻🇪 Mark Canha Enthusiast @erniechases]

Struggling in my personal life and the Mets are not helping

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever! im coming

[boop @xboxbodywash]

Been in the suburbs too long. I hope Penny sleeps with Leonard

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[Kelly @DietKolk]

Would love to pick Rian Johnson’s brain about the neck tat

[Kelly @DietKolk]

Today’s guy very confidently stated that Kopitar “doesn’t have more than three years left in him.” Stunning analysis.

[Kelly @DietKolk]

Every time I go to a Kings game I am somehow seated next to a drunk man who wants to share his very LOUD and WRONG thoughts with everyone

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

Fvck chatgpt, Wikipedia is my ride or d!e. If I'm gonna be mis informed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

If I was doing this for attention I wouldn’t be a fucking jets fan Diane

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

You rarely see two premier haters on a wavelength like this together. It's inspiring.

[kaitlyn @kfunggg_]

This happened to my friend Conrad Fisher