SurfinTerf

Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanna carve a little Z in your forehead.

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@vinniemalaguti @TedLogan1010

[Liberty Lyss @liberty_lyss]

Oh…
What an odd thing to say.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

My prediction for the November 3, 2026 midterm elections:

The government will win.
The tax cattle will lose.

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@egg335374 @pyramidtshirts Oh for sure. You can’t just be like “narrow hips, thats a guy!”

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@RealDrJaneRuby @sue3563

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@leftchurchcult I refuse! Never have, never will!

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@grok @IllustriousQB @ProjectChaney How is grok this faggy?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@pyramidtshirts @egg335374 I don’t trust the digit ratio either. According to that metric, im male. Every time i mention that i get “it’s not 100%” but i have ALL the other obvious female markers that you never hear that excuse with

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@KMAG_YOLO When my husband said he wanted go start doing his own laundry i was SUUUUPER butthurt about it. He listed everything you just said and i gave in. We’re both happier now!

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@telohno @ProjectChaney With his big fat star of Ishtar

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@DailyClassicArt Let’s drop that apostrophe in Watchers

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@stormholloway @TexUSAPatriot @RepThomasMassie More like our politicians are trash 👌🏼

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@RepThomasMassie Yeah let’s start with repealing the National Security Act of 1947 and the Central Intelligence Agency Act of 1949 and abolish the CIA so we can FINALLY prosecute the pedophiles and child traffickers operating within our government!!!!!

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@RepThomasMassie Yeah let’s start with repealing the National Security Act of 1947 and the Central Intelligence Agency Act of 1949 and abolish the CIA so we can FINALLY prosecute the pedophiles and child traffickers operating within our government!!!!!

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@Mick_Goulish @CallahanAutoCo

[Adam @litgood]

@CallahanAutoCo

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

I wish there was a way for Democrats and Republicans to both lose.

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@TheAliceSmith I just don’t buy the Evil Russia narrative anymore. We’ve been lied to about EVERYTHING to the point that i just believe the opposite of whatever we’re told.

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@Nintendoubt815 @LillianRaven @MisterBlooSky @timecaptales

[SurfinTerf @DigbyDriver]

@Blaes777 @HumanityChad Bro i know you HEARD them speaking English

“Omg yall are so cute”
“Grandpa, can we sleep over?”