We just got Kung Fu fighter robots before GTA 6.
Unitree’s latest humanoid throws spinning kicks, pulls off aerial flips and delivers knee and elbow strikes.
It even jumps from a 4-meter platform onto mats, rolls through the impact and gets back up.
The launch video casts it as a personal bodyguard, confronting an intruder and lifting the front of a car during a staged rescue involving a dummy.
The robot reportedly offers up to 8 hours of battery life. Unitree says the footage is REAL and hasn’t been sped up.
Dad buys stock at $100K
It grows to $6M
If he sells, he owes tax on an $5.9M gain.
Instead, he puts it in a trust.
Borrows against it.
Borrowing is not income. So no tax.
He lives on loans. Never sells.
He dies holding the asset.
Kids inherit $6M
IRS gets $0