Remember when you’re pitching journalists this morning to say “I hope you enjoyed the long weekend”.
They really love that, especially the ones that had to work yesterday.
Imagine the carnage if DPRs went on strike and the Great British public couldn’t discover what percentage of the UK believe crisps should be stored in the fridge and how Big Ben would look through the eyes of a diabetic bumble bee
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GOOGLE SOMETHING AND A BUNCH OF LINKS SHOW UP? WELL GOOGLE HAS AN ALGORITHM THAT CHOOSES WHICH LINKS TO SHOW AND MY JOB IS TO HELP MY CLIENTS WEBSITE GET CHOSEN BUT THAT’S COMPLICATED BECAUSE THE ALGORITHM IS A BLACK BOX WHICH MEANS THAT WE DONT ACTUALLY KNOW TH