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Comedy and stuff. My spirit font is comic sans.

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Apparently, it is only your policy to replace the item. I do not accept a replacement from a kitchen that has failed basic safety standards. I expect this to be resolved.

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@PizzaFan_Tweet I ordered a calzone via @efoodgr and found a piece of hard plastic the size of my fingernail inside the food. Efood is refusing to refund me saying that it is your store policy not to refund. I have clear photographic evidence of this Health hazard.

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@efoodgr your support team is telling me it’s okay for your partners to serve food with a chunk of hard plastic in it as the “store doesn’t offer refunds”. Is this a standard of safety you want associated with your brand? I have the chat logs and photo evidence. Please advise.

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@HSBC_UK They keep telling me in the app that my account is closed but you are taking money from me via direct debit

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@HSBC_UK @HSBC I have a credit card with you. I can log onto online banking but there is a message saying “there is a problem loading your UK accounts”. I’m in the UK. I’ve tried to help support chat in the app and they can’t find my account.

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@HSBC_UK By “They”, I mean, I am in the private chat and being asked to phone, I can’t get through to a person on the phone.

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@HSBC_UK They are asking me to phone, when I phone I can’t get through because they ask for a pin. When I speak to chat on the app they are repeatedly telling me I don’t have an account with HSBC. I have a credit card with you, I need to be able to access my account.

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I tried phoning and I couldn’t get through to a human. I put in my long card number and DOB as requested and it said that I have no security number set up and to visit the website. I need to access my account somehow. If I can’t I’ll just transfer the balance to another bank.

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@agoda I am waiting at the reception of the hotel I have booked. I’ve been here 20 minutes, you have confirmed my reservation and I have paid yet they have no record. Your customer service is not responding quick enough. I feel unwell and want to check in

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@TicketmasterCS I've been emailing you back and forth for weeks and weeks just trying to get my tickets for the Katherine Ryan show I booked last year. I didn’t receive confirmation at the time and I have never received my tickets – the money went out of my account. Please help.

[Alex Szabo-Haslam @szabohaslam]

Waveform:
40 soundwave artworks of British dance and electronic music albums

https://t.co/5obfWJIYVq

Raising funds in aid of @HelpMusicians.

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@Sofology @SofologyHelp
Hi. Our sofa is overdue by a couple of weeks. My partner @BobbyDevro emailed you last Monday and got no reply despite the email saying you would reply in 72 hours. I can't get through on the phone either. We have had zero updates from you. Please advise.

[Ellie On The Radio @ellieontheradio]

RECENT UPLOAD GUESTS ❤️ @joshyaumusic with ‘Invisible’🌟 @ClearVinylMusic with ‘Tonight’😃 @itsYoungArtz with ‘Jimmy Choo’🥳 and @desmond_codes with her monologue ‘Corporate Punishment’🤪 HAVE YOUR CREATIVE WORK ON THE BBC - Go to https://t.co/yI4AwZTctG and click Sheffield❤️ #GO

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@ellieontheradio @joshyaumusic @ClearVinylMusic @itsYoungArtz @desmond_codes @BBCUpload @BBCSheffield It was a pleasure being on the show, Ellie! ❤️😊

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One of my comedy sketches will be featured on tonight's Upload on @BBCSheffield at 9. Yay! Listen back on the @BBCSounds app whenever you please! 😊

#sheffieldissuper

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Got one of my comedy sketches on Upload on @BBCSheffield on Thursday night at 9! 🥳

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@TwitchSupport Hey Twitch, maybe I'm being daft but I can't see an option on your app to stream via Bluetooth. Can you please advise? Cheers!

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@Jenni_Sayer

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Detectorists could return with brand new episodes, Mackenzie Crook has revealed. https://t.co/ymRvUU7xTK

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Liam Gallagher's Parents' Evening Report.

More sketches on my YouTube Channel https://t.co/vih3BqaBoD
#comedyvideos #comedy #liamgallagher #sketchcomedy #sketch #comedysketch #britishcomedy https://t.co/56KDtWLaKi