Drake Dillinger (11-6)

5x Fantasy Champion 🥇

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Good Friday reminds us of Jesus Christ’s sacrifice. May this day further deepen the values of harmony, compassion and forgiveness. May brotherhood and hope guide us all.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If I win the lotto, no one around me is going to be broke, and I’m very serious about that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Don't let someone ruin your peace just because they can't find theirs.”

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

we laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you'd be pretty fucking startled too.

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

Johnny Depp was awarded 10 million for being with a mentally ill woman and i’m out here doing it for free

[NFL @NFL]

Khalil Mack signing one-year, $18M deal with the Chargers.

(via @RapSheet)

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨Khalil Mack reached agreement with the #Chargers on a one-year deal

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

The relationship you build with a gas station clerk by your crib is important😭💀

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Current state of the Chargers O-Line 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

kids dont even say up your butt and around the corner no more they just make a fake ai video of u kissing dudes

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

mike drop

we've named Mike McDaniel offensive coordinator → https://t.co/FDumIl8Lzh

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Now official: Mike McDaniel has signed on as the Chargers’ offensive coordinator.