Dillon Josephsen

Data nerd. Former NFL/CFB data scout. Did two master’s degrees at once. Fake wine snob.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@IntelDeadlock Kind of a McGinnis urn nerf?

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

I built an NFL projection model from scratch in Python.

The first team report is live:

2026 Denver Broncos Season-Long Projections

Is Jaylen Waddle going to be the guy you need to win your fantasy football league?

Full report:
https://t.co/nNJbhk9Fbd

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@FadeUsDave @ShipMyMoneyDFS Brother it’s time for a smoke break, you need to relax lol

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@lessxanxero @FloormenDL @MeleeCreepsDL @DLNightShift I agree it’s fuckin lame but if it results in the devs fixing it then I’m cool with it lol

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@HoloDestroyer @IntelDeadlock A little but I get what he’s saying. He’s basically like we’re playing for $1200 total why are we just cheesing for a couple hundred bucks

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@xamamitlu @fineokay_ It only hurts the individual person holding it so if someone drops it then it starts over. Thats why ivy and dynamo kept taking turns holding it

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

Alright that one made me laugh

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@jlarkytweets @stillnothawkize These replies showcase the clear disillusion of fans who are nerds and fans who are not nerds. As a nerd, I still believe those picks are bad! They’ve accomplished nothing but fantasy points

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

The only guy to truly raise hell about the Epstein files, and a recent critic of Israel, and instantly loses after 14 years of near uncontested elections. Makes you fucking think

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

If an NFL team uses a Maury reference for them playing the patriots then I’m a fan for life

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The NFL will not be reviewing team’s videos for jokes surrounding New England Patriots HC Mike Vrabel ahead of Thursday night’s annual schedule release, per Front Office Sports.

The league is letting teams use their own judgment regarding potential content about Vrabel’s connection with Dianna Russini.

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

The man hit three homers on three swings in a World Series clincher for the Yankees but can't figure out that this video is AI

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@EquallyFern @DustinGouker They are being taxed more in reality because they are taxed on the missing 10% so it hurts the American taxpayer. Unless you were referring to it being good as an object of morality then that’s another conversation

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

They promised a transparent president

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Generic Dem Fan 🦅🇺🇸 @RationalWins]

I found it, the best poll of all time

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

He looks like a fan. No aura.

[vegas @vegastiming]

Jack Bech was out clubbing with Malik Nabers and CeeDee Lamb👀

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@Clocked0 @iloveduster26 @GenericEdBoi Mina is exempt from my feelings. Nerf her to the ground

[Dillon Josephsen @DillonJosephsen]

@iloveduster26 @GenericEdBoi I mean even squishier!!!! Lol