Dominican Bratwurst

Life is fragile, Take care of it 🇩🇴🇩🇪Eagles 🦅

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Jared Kushner holds no government position.

Yet he is our Middle East Envoy.

The Saudis have paid him $100M and invested $2B in his firm.

He pushed for Saudi nuclear enrichment over the objection of national security officials.

Today his father-in-law made it happen.

But what about my paintings…

[Mads @europemaxxed]

motion near the ocean

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

The Virgin Mary Seiko Quartz, manufactured in Japan.

[EvieGoesHard💙 @TransGirl]

Ban 55+ communities, make senior discounts illegal, mandatory drivers tests after 65 and for the love of god age caps for congress.

boomers are some of the most coddled fucks out there.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

This is actually called child trafficking

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

I’ve come back to laugh. This is too funny.

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Ticket sales aren’t selling and looking at you crawlin back

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

returning to the dance floor with a drink like you didn’t just throw up in the bathroom

[FLOOD @tonyshhnow]

people really be tryna snake you then when it don’t work be tryna act like they was with you the whole time.

[Black Capital @Blackcapitalis]

It's funny because MAGA twitter wants this guy to be a white supremacist so bad.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The evolution of Flock cameras from Jan. 2024 - July 2026.

These are spreading like a plague.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We bailed him out when he was about to go bankrupt and then he screwed us all.

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Flock camera destruction is a modern day Boston Tea Party.